The resolution, such as it is
Sadly unless you went thru eBay and PayPal, chances are you'll never see a dime.
Yeah, and I won't. Wanted to give you guys more information, and to offer my gratitude.
There's a reasonable chance that the college kid who sold me this didn't realize he had a fake. We had a pretty length discussion about this, and he never backed down from his belief that it's worth far more than the few hundred I paid. Yeah, there are lots of schemes and fraudsters out there (I work in law enforcement), and I am well aware that everything from his impeccable manners to his nerdy glasses could have been part of a scam. Ultimately, though, I could not, of course, get him to refund. Hell, not even a partial refund. He went on and on about what a blessing it was that this enabled him to pay his bills, blah blah blah...
SO, some positives, and an idea or two moving forward:
1. I'd been flipping guitars rather successfully for a few months, and realize now that I was not nearly diligent enough. I could have easily been burned before this. Moving forward--and I will--I will be entirely diligent. Part of my downfall here was my ignorance re: PRS. Hand me a Fender, for example, and from the get-go I have an excellent chance of smelling a phony. I am also familiar with how to authenticate many brands of guitar, and moving forward the plan will be to do that BEFORE hitting the savings account.
2. There have been times in my life when being ripped off for this amount would have been devastating. I am blessed to no longer be in that position. Not fun, but okay.
3. So what do do with this? I don't want this freakin' albatross, and I cannot mis-represent it for sale. But an idea occurred to me (bear with me here):
My best friend runs a martial arts school, and like any business owner, he has ups and downs. Summer was slow, and he'd really like to attend a November training for a new certification. My thought: I'll post this guitar for sale on Craiglist with full and complete information such as I have it (likely including the video above), and let it go for the highest price, donating whatever I get to my friend's training fund. I'll spin a positive out of this yet. If someone wants this conversation piece for $50, well, my friend will eat mighty well during one day of training. If someone ponies up more, my best friend benefits even more.
Gonna take it to GC today for a setup and get going on this little idea of mine when it's done.
I appreciate your input, gentlemen. As always, I am open to input, criticism, suggestions, and dirty jokes.
Shalom.
BB