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Discussion in 'Electric Instruments' started by dmatthews, Jul 12, 2018.
Lots of good ideas, and pretty hilarious too!
Except for the guitar damage stories of course
As noted in a separate thread, I'm so sick of my other guitarists/singer's gear that I'm loaning hm my HB spruce in an attempt to get him to recognize that his stuff is holding him back.
I just had to intonate his [email protected] Ibanez... it wasn't that hard but, sh!t... I'm getting tired of fixing/maintaining his crap. What's next. Do I gotta go mow his lawn and go down on his wife?
See, here's the thing, it doesn't have to be a PRS (even though anyone with any brains would come to that conclusion) but when you buy a nice guitar, or a well designed one at least, you don't have to think about your gear as part of the "suck equation". You get to move on with your life and mostly just play the damn guitar.
And why in this day and time would anybody make a [email protected] guitar where you can knock the thing out of intonation by wiping your [email protected] guitar down with a rag?!?! Sorry for the swearing but.... I'm trying to raise a good boy here, and how am I supposed to do that if he grows up seeing an Ibanez case in our home? I may as well let him live in a house with linoleum flooring.
Well, that's better than mowing his wife and going down on his lawn.
Probably. Should have said 'probably better'. Depends on how much he likes his wife.
Either way I'm gonna need a shower and a nap.
Sounds like a dude who might be interested in an SE of some sort, then.
1) Is she hot?
2) Mental note; don't invite Paco over
Yeah, she is.
I would be seriously worried about that first ding, just like the electric bill no one but you has to pay but everyone in the house thinks it's free....
Maybe you should just fix her AC.
You are quite the swamie, Pete...accurate as usual. I’m just as comfortable trusting my SE245, too, with help from improvements courtesy of Mr. Mann.
If Dave took his SE One and a loud amp, he'd probably have trouble keeping ahold of that one, too.
Ass, gas, or grass, nobody plays for free.
The new version, aka Old Hippie, bumper sticker!
a) What’s his wife like?
b) If the answer to question (a) is “pretty awesome,” that might be more fun than fixing his guitar.
Forget about the lawn thing altogether.