What’s In The Box Going To Alnus Rubra’s House?

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@Alnus Rubra is getting a box tomorrow, I wonder WTF it’ll be?

I think I know... but only one man knows for sure.

Should he stay home from work tomorrow?

Should his wife refuse delivery?

If you had a box coming to the house tomorrow and didn’t know what it was, would you be able to sleep?

This is the thread where we torture him and someone invariably posts a Brad Pitt meme.
 
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Steve I burst into a fit of giggles when the cat ran around in the box!

Thanks brother!


Sergio, oh my life! “Christmas!” “Hanukkah!”

I have tears running down my face and I’ve seen this before.

Thanks brother, I mean sister, you’ve made my night.

I’m very intrigued! Another forum brother messaged me to let me know of the “box”! It’s described as larger than a tube of toothpaste and smaller than a Rhino!

I mean, heck you’ve got me guessing!

This forum member has been so kind, with previous gifts sent over the sea!

I probably won’t get much sleep wondering, especially now Sergio has given “the box” it’s own thread!

I won’t be going to work tomorrow, long story!

No Mrs AR won’t be refusing delivery.

Haha, you’re so mean Mr de Blanc, but in a kind way!

Thanks guys in advance. If it’s a d**k I’ll probably have an embolism from laughing so much!

PS - Step 1. Cut a hole in the box....giggle
 
Steve I burst into a fit of giggles when the cat ran around in the box!

Thanks brother!



Sergio, oh my life! “Christmas!” “Hanukkah!”

I have tears running down my face and I’ve seen this before.

Thanks brother, I mean sister, you’ve made my night.

I’m very intrigued! Another forum brother messaged me to let me know of the “box”! It’s described as larger than a tube of toothpaste and smaller than a Rhino!

I mean, heck you’ve got me guessing!

This forum member has been so kind, with previous gifts sent over the sea!

I probably won’t get much sleep wondering, especially now Sergio has given “the box” it’s own thread!

I won’t be going to work tomorrow, long story!

No Mrs AR won’t be refusing delivery.

Haha, you’re so mean Mr de Blanc, but in a kind way!

Thanks guys in advance. If it’s a d**k I’ll probably have an embolism from laughing so much!

PS - Step 1. Cut a hole in the box....giggle

Well, we know it’s getting cold(er) and rainy(er) where you live, and that sweatshirt Bodia sent you won’t get you through the winter....

I hope I didn’t give too much away but, if there’s a d**k in the box let us know immediately! That’s supposed to be for me, and means our orders got mixed up.
 
Well, we know it’s getting cold(er) and rainy(er) where you live, and that sweatshirt Bodia sent you won’t get you through the winter....

I hope I didn’t give too much away but, if there’s a d**k in the box let us know immediately! That’s supposed to be for me, and means our orders got mixed up.

Tube top?!;)

Sorry I went visual, “Jack in the Box” style! Turning that handle until “pop”!:oops:
 
@Alnus Rubra is getting a box tomorrow, I wonder WTF it’ll be?

I think I know... but only one man knows for sure.

Should he stay home from work tomorrow?

Should his wife refuse delivery?

If you had a box coming to the house tomorrow and didn’t know what it was, would you be able to sleep?

This is the thread where we torture him and someone invariably posts a Brad Pitt meme.

Is it White Castles, Charmin and Febreze?

If he values his marriage he should definetly stay home and protect his wife.
If she values her bathroom, she should absolutely refuse delivery. White Castle and porcelain is not a pretty combination.
 
Well, we know it’s getting cold(er) and rainy(er) where you live, and that sweatshirt Bodia sent you won’t get you through the winter....

I hope I didn’t give too much away but, if there’s a d**k in the box let us know immediately! That’s supposed to be for me, and means our orders got mixed up.

Pretty sure there isn’t a d**k in the box. However, I d**k may have packed the box!
 

Well, you might as well open it," said Sheila. Both of them tried to lift the
Staple flap. "Ah sst," said Marsha, groaning, "he must have nailed it shut."
They tugged on the flap again. "My God, you need a power drill to get this
Thing open!" They pulled again. "You can't get a grip." They both stood still,
Breathing heavily.

"Why don't you get a scissor," said Sheila. Marsha ran into the kitchen, but
All she could find was a little sewing scissor. Then she remembered that her
Father kept a collection of tools in the basement. She ran downstairs, and when
She came back up, she had a large sheet metal cutter
In her hand. "This is the best I could find." She was very out of breath.
"Here, you do it. I-I'm gonna die." She sank into a large fluffy couch and
Exhaled noisily. Sheila tried to make a slit between the masking tape and the
End of the cardboard flap, but the blade was too big and there wasn't enough
Room. "God damn this thing!" she said feeling very exasperated. Then smiling,
"I got an idea." "What?" said Marsha. "Just watch," said Sheila, touching her
Finger to her head.

Inside the package, Waldo was so transfixed with excitement that he could
Barely breathe. His skin felt prickly from the heat, and he could feel his
Heart beating in his throat. It would be soon. Sheila stood quite upright and
Walked around to the other side of the package. Then she sank down to her
Knees, grasped the cutter by both handles, took a deep breath, and plunged the
Long blade through the middle of the package, through the masking tape, through
The cardboard, through the cushioning and (thud) right through the center of
Waldo Jeffers head, which split slightly and caused little rhythmic arcs of red
To pulsate gently in the morning sun.
 
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