Well I heard a rumour that...

[justmund]

Ok how about a bit of fun? Make up a rumour about PRS (the guitars, amps or company, leave the man outta this one), the crazier the better! Remember this is all in good fun and none of it is to be taken seriously.

I heard that PRS are intentionally dropping a few of their quality control checks to "be more like the competition"...

 

[CoreyT]

An SE 5 string bass will debut March 1st.

 

[John Beef]

PRS has re-purchased the original factory in Annapolis and will be producing 1985 reissue electrics on the original equipment.

 

[Rango]

I just heard that there is a NAMM Signature Limited Narrow 408's and Piezo - all FLAME 10 tops! First three colors to ship are Faded Blue Jean, Bonnie Pink and Eriza Verde!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

PRS has re-purchased the original factory in Annapolis and will be producing 1985 reissue electrics on the original equipment.

cruel.

 

[wilerty]

Fender is buying PRS ...

 

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

Fender is buying PRS ...

year after year, this is one of my favorites.

 

[Rango]

PRS buys Gibson - PRSh vows to restore McCarty's vision, quality and values to the once great brand.

 

[jimfisher]

Private Stock banjos and accordians :vroam:

 

[gush]

gibson buys prs, paul starts new adventure and designs coolest spatula on the planet, gibson halts prs production and next day announces they are once again number 1 guitar company!

 

[Mikegarveyblues]

PRS believes Carbon Fibre Banjo Ukeleles with Auto-Tune technology is the future

Artist Package upgrades include a digital freestanding lampost incase a certain little lady walks by or an an Artist Grade '50 top' made from fifty shades of grey (Dubbed the 'erotica top' in an attempt to appeal to the ladies) and buffed to perfection by a break dancing Emperor Penguin.

 

[Harker1440]

I'm getting an endorsement deal from PRS

 

[bluefade]

PRS IS GOING TO BUILD A NECK THRU MCARTY,WITH 408 PICKUPS AND ELECTRONICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RedGuitars]

USA DC245 Trem Artist Package as production model!

 

[shreddersdad]

Wow

PRS to begin making violins and cellos........May 2013.........

 

[László]

I'm getting an endorsement deal from PRS

I'm getting an accordion endorsement deal from PRS, too!

Private stock. Hey, have you checked the price of a good accordion these days? Through the roof!

 

[Albrecht Smuten]

PRS buys SONOR and my band gets total endorsement.

(this is an actual joke my drummer came up with couple months ago)

 

[docbennett]

I heard a rumor the Paul Smith is actually Dr. Drew and that his entire company is a coverup for his addiction to Brazlian Rosewood. Skitchy is actually in charge of interventions.

Paul Smith:



Dr. Drew:

 

[Daniel]

How about a few I've really been told by salesmen at Guitar Center, though not at the same time:

"No PRS guitars are really made in the US, they are all made in China or Korea."
"All PRS designs are copies of Gibson models. The doublecut is a design Gibson didn't use because it's so ugly and unbalanced."
"PRS buys all of the wood they use from Gibson, it's the wood Gibson rejected, they sell it to PRS."

 

[james]

^ that can't be true?!

I heard through a thin wall that all employees will receive a shiny new Starla in a finish of their choice AND have their chairs upgraded to Herman Millers.

I also have heard, but cannot confirm, that Paul can HEAR the difference between truss rod cover fonts.