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Cousin Eddie's cousin
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MAN! That thing freaks me out
Add red hair?
Every once in a blue moon I actually come up with something semi-humorous.
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Depends on how many you drink.
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Are we talking the beer, the mixed drink, or the ice cream soda here?
Pretty sure I can fail at being funny if I drink any of the above.
One of my daughters once said of a joke I made, “I’d like to know the processes that misfired in your brain that made you think that was going to be funny.”
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This is why I’m a dog person!I'm like one of those hairless alien cats.
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Are we talking the beer, the mixed drink, or the ice cream soda here?
Pretty sure I can fail at being funny if I drink any of the above.
One of my daughters once said of a joke I made, “I’d like to know the processes that misfired in your brain that made you think that was going to be funny.”
Daughters were created to make fun of their dads. I have 2, and they are experts. However, I am an easy target.
Easy targets are we all!
In the end, we’re merely dead wood, tolerated uncomfortably by those who succeed us, who (for now) have more pressing business to attend to. But they will trod our paths in the same way sooner than they now imagine.
“Such as thou art, sometime was I,
Such as I am, such shalt thou be.”
— Epitaph translated from Norman French on the tomb of Edward the Black Prince, d. 1376
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Very true.
My daughter is a physical therapy aide. When I had my back issues and saw a doc for the finger for the first time a few months ago, I thought maybe I'd get a "how are you" or "I've seen people with that - painful but gets better".
Nope.
She simply said, "Man, you hit 55 hard!"
That can be interpreted in different ways.
Geez guys...now I'm kinda glad I never had any kids...that I'm aware of anyway...hehe...
Yoda's green dude...but yeah freaks me out he does..too.
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What criteria did she fulfill to get the job in the first place?!
Hooters now has a more "PC" policy in place...it's called the Pre-Augmentation Internship/Apprenticeship Program. That's what I heard anyway...but I dunno...
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