Andrew Paul
The cat's meow
That’s freaking funny!!!All double-cut guitars are male - in my experience, women aren't horny.
That’s freaking funny!!!All double-cut guitars are male - in my experience, women aren't horny.
Because I'm not worthy! I'm NEVER worthy!Les wouldn’t accept an award that anyone was prepared to give him.
Because I'm not worthy! I'm NEVER worthy!
FIFYI was just paraphrasing Markie Mark. Love you Les.
I know. I often use that Groucho line.I was just paraphrasing Marx. Love you Les.
I know. I often use that Groucho line.
On the other hand, I never quote Karl. I mean, is there a single funny line in Das Kaptital? I think not!
Engels on the other hand...
"Engels wasn't funny, either."
"OK. Well, offhand, I can't think of a single political philosopher with a sense of humor."
"Politics are only funny to those who appreciate the futility involved in trying to make people do something because you think it's a good idea. Once I realized that, I stopped running the world."
"You never ran the world."
"That you know of."
I play in standard tuning so my guitars feature a “G” string. They’re female, end of story. Not even entertaining another thought on that.
Wait… so you’re saying you didn’t mean it??!!If you told a friend that they had beautiful wood, it could be be a difficult moment.
Oh yes you are and don’t you ever forget it! You are smart, you are kind and you are special.Because I'm not worthy! I'm NEVER worthy!
Let's not forget their sister Re and their cousin that they call SkidI don’t think Richard has ever been funny either.
And no one really remembers Jenny.
Mine are female, only because I’m straight and I don’t like playing with a dude in my lap. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…it’s just not for me. But I’ll make an exception if it’s @sergiodeblanc
I considered this carefully. I don't think any guitar ever made is ready to compare G strings with the last one I saw. So, guitars remain asexual/no gender for me.I play in standard tuning so my guitars feature a “G” string. They’re female, end of story. Not even entertaining another thought on that.
I feel pretty much the same way.I considered this carefully. I don't think any guitar ever made is ready to compare G strings with the last one I saw. So, guitars remain asexual/no gender for me.
You've seen my wife in a g-string??? Holy crap I'm a dead man. Say your goodbyes now fellas. She finds out someone got one of those pictures and I'm a dead man. She'll be rich, and I'll be dead. This is not how I thought things were going to end up. I mean, I did tell her we could both retire now and travel the whole world, if she let me sell them, but she assured me she'd rather die broke than have them get out. And that she'd kill me in my sleep if they did.I feel pretty much the same way.
Does anyone pay for pictures now? Maybe it you turned it into an NFT?You've seen my wife in a g-string??? Holy crap I'm a dead man. Say your goodbyes now fellas. She finds out someone got one of those pictures and I'm a dead man. She'll be rich, and I'll be dead. This is not how I thought things were going to end up. I mean, I did tell her we could both retire now and travel the whole world, if she let me sell them, but she assured me she'd rather die broke than have them get out. And that she'd kill me in my sleep if they did.
Dang, maybe I should sell them now and try to get SOME money so I can try to run while I still can.
Wait… so you’re saying you didn’t mean it??!!
Could you two please put the bromance on hold until I at least figure out how Les got my pictures?Hey dude, I love you. Haha
Could you two please put the bromance on hold until I at least figure out how Les got my pictures?