swayze (roadhouse and ghost will be remade as musicals when swayze is reborn. actually just a straight retelling of the life of swayze would be better because it could include all the others. it would be hours and hours because ‘north and south’ itself would be an 8-hour musical miniseries)
travolta (those pipes, he never should have acted in anything, blame scientology)
eddie murphy (if i could find an eddie to front my band i’d leave home and start my berlin trilogy right now)
the guy from nitzer ebb
the guy from denim