Ugly guitars (not PRS of course)

[László]

Same here. The sad thing is back in the day, Zakk's LP's were pretty cool IMO.

How do you all feel about this one?

For me it's......well......not good.

It'd be fun to own that, if only to piss people off!

 

[DISTORT6]

Same here. The sad thing is back in the day, Zakk's LP's were pretty cool IMO.

How do you all feel about this one?

For me it's......well......not good.

Bless its heart.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Same here. The sad thing is back in the day, Zakk's LP's were pretty cool IMO.

How do you all feel about this one?

For me it's......well......not good.

I think the inlays are kinda dopey, but I like it.

I’d want an all white one with gold hardware so I could cosplay like Prince in some ass-less pants.

 

[Gtrbldr]

not a fan of the frankly misleading clefs on the neck, but maybe wait for it's horn to grow out before you sell.

There is no way I am going to wait for it or encourage that.

 

[Clashcityrocker]

The only PRS that is ugly. For King Crimson fans only.

 

[DISTORT6]

I think the inlays are kinda dopey, but I like it.

I’d want an all white one with gold hardware so I could cosplay like Prince in some ass-less pants.

Don’t let the guitar stop you!

There was one really ugly one a few years ago…
Anybody remember the beauty that was “Clown Vomit”?

 

[11top]

I believe BC Rich has cornered the market on pointy, ridiculous guitars

Well, it’s “pointy”, but please don’t Kill my Mockingbird:











One of the last Custom Shops built by Bernie, Sr., and a very rare example using customer’s wood (Body only).

 

[Gtrbldr]

Well, it’s “pointy”, but please don“t Kill my Mockingbird:











One of the last Custom Shops built by Bernie, Sr., and a very rare example using customer’s wood (Body only).

I bet you even have a custom shop Ibanez somewhere

 

[László]

The only PRS that is ugly. For King Crimson fans only.

I like it, but I was a King Crimson fan back in the day.

 

[László]

Well, it’s “pointy”, but please don“t Kill my Mockingbird:











One of the last Custom Shops built by Bernie, Sr., and a very rare example using customer’s wood (Body only).

Your Mockingbird is actually a pretty cool looking instrument.

 

[Clashcityrocker]

I kinda wanted one of these but thought better of it.

 

[11top]

I bet you even have a custom shop Ibanez somewhere

 

[ViperDoc]

I kinda wanted one of these but thought better of it.

WHAT A HUNK OF SH!T.

 

[veinbuster]

Same here. The sad thing is back in the day, Zakk's LP's were pretty cool IMO.

How do you all feel about this one?

For me it's......well......not good.

Dweezil couldn’t just do normal...I mean that just wouldn’t match his heritage. I tried hard to like it (with normal inlays), but the lack of a lower horn just didn’t work for me as someone who sit to play most of the time.

 

[martinlb]

Amybody remember the Parker Fly? I briefly owned one, despite the terrible-looking design. It had just about the only neck pickup I liked the sound of but it had this ridiculous horn that seemed specifically placed to dig into your side. Terrible!

 

[DISTORT6]

I kinda wanted one of these but thought better of it.

Lawn dart.

 

[Clashcityrocker]

Same here. The sad thing is back in the day, Zakk's LP's were pretty cool IMO.

How do you all feel about this one?

For me it's......well......not good.

I'm liking this design more and more. If it was 335 sized I would want one.

 

[Zoot Allures]

My father (RIP, 1986) once told me that plainer girls were fun to go out with because they were grateful.

On the other hand, he married my mother, who was a looker.

I figured he was full of it.

The second guitar looks like it'd be grateful if you bought it. On the other hand, the first guitar looks like it'd be a hooker.

So I'm not sure which guitar would be more fun.

Great post!

 

[Turkeyhead]

I think BC Rich mockingbirds are beautiful. It doesn’t look like a pointy guitar type guitar to me. It’s a beautiful shape with a little bit of point to it.
The PRS Zappa is ugly as can be but I feel like if I saw one in person I would like playing it.
I have a Gibson reverse Flying V. I bought it because it was so stupid looking and was cheap for the same reason. It’s odd, a regular Flying V is super uncomfortable to play sitting down and the reverse is comfortable. Still ugly though.

 

[bodia]

I’d want an all white one with gold hardware so I could cosplay like Prince in some ass-less pants.

You could totally pull that off