Ugly guitars (not PRS of course)

[Clashcityrocker]

Fake F holes? F-off!

 

[Stray Strummer]

Would be ugly with real F holes too.

 

[Clashcityrocker]

mmmm...ok...

 

[Goodwood]

There's something that draws me to that . Although I'm not a fan of Strat style hard tails. What is it?

 

[László]

My father (RIP, 1986) once told me that plainer girls were fun to go out with because they were grateful.

On the other hand, he married my mother, who was a looker.

I figured he was full of it.

The second guitar looks like it'd be grateful if you bought it. On the other hand, the first guitar looks like it'd be a hooker.

So I'm not sure which guitar would be more fun.

 

[jxe]

i'd like this but it's somehow a telecaster.

 

[Clashcityrocker]

mmmm...ok...

This Relish guitar looks like if Gumby gained weight in his old age.

 

[Max Headroom]

Whilst not strictly a pure guitar but more like a guitar that thinks it might want to be a piano, its still fugly as heck!

 

[DISTORT6]

Whilst not strictly a pure guitar but more like a guitar that thinks it might want to be a piano, its still fugly as heck!

That’s a HARP!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

That’s a neck break waiting to happen!

 

[DISTORT6]

That’s a neck break waiting to happen!

The sooner, the better!

 

[Max Headroom]

This is what happens when you spend too much time perusing eBay and Reverb…lol

just for the curious….

2007 12 String Artist Model Warr Guitar In 5/7 Configuration w/Case | Reverb

Features: - 7-Piece Bolt-on Maple/Wenge Neck - 24-Fret Wenge Fingerboard - 34" Scale Length - Sperzel Locking Tuners - Custom Bartolini Pickups - piezo electronics w/MIDI Functionality for First 6 melody (guitar) strings - Main Controls: 3-Way pickup selector, Volume, Tone, and Piezo/Magnetic Bl...

reverb.com

 

[show_a_little_faith]

I believe BC Rich has cornered the market on pointy, ridiculous guitars

 

[Jazzedout]

There's something that draws me to that . Although I'm not a fan of Strat style hard tails. What is it?

Kids version (short scale and affordable) of the Paul Gilbert's signature Ibanez

 

[ViperDoc]

The gold medal must surely go to the “Wangcaster”, but I’ll let you look that one up so as to not get booted from the forum.

 

[Silvertree]

I like Paul Gilbert's guitars. Now the new Zakk Wylde guitars have to be the ugliest guitars in existence, even though I am a huge fan of ZW.

 

[jxe]

this post would be better if paul gilbert showed up to defend his gretschy f-holes (which i have always liked).

 

[nac]

I like Paul Gilbert's guitars. Now the new Zakk Wylde guitars have to be the ugliest guitars in existence, even though I am a huge fan of ZW.

Same here. The sad thing is back in the day, Zakk's LP's were pretty cool IMO.

How do you all feel about this one?

For me it's......well......not good.

 

[Gtrbldr]

Same here. The sad thing is back in the day, Zakk's LP's were pretty cool IMO.

How do you all feel about this one?

For me it's......well......not good.

Well, the top is nice.

I can say with a lot of confidence that this is the only PRS I will NEVER consider and if given to me would (try to) flip it immediately

 

[jxe]

Well, the top is nice.

I can say with a lot of confidence that this is the only PRS I will NEVER consider and if given to me would (try to) flip it immediately

not a fan of the frankly misleading clefs on the neck, but maybe wait for it's horn to grow out before you sell.