Ugliest Stage Shirt!

[bodia]

Yea I got nothing either, feel like I missed out on life.

.... best I can do is look like doing a mob hit with Joe Pesci after the gig.

... do fake alligator shoes count?

That screams Jazz Dude.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Yea I got nothing either, feel like I missed out on life.

.... best I can do is look like doing a mob hit with Joe Pesci after the gig.

... do fake alligator shoes count?

“I’m here to f**king amuse you?”

 

[Parralax view]

Hawaii invented the "middle age white guy who should know better" shirt while playing in a band with four others in the same shirt....

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Was the bloke on the right marking his territory?

To tell you a secret, we all were!

 

[Boogie]

Ok, so far this is the best one in the thread. By far!

By best do you mean worst? Or really the best? Best of the worst?

Gotta find the other one with flames...

 

[Boogie]

The best I can do on the flame shirt (hanging over the DGT) is this one from our most infamous dive bar gigs. Dive bars are just beggin’ for shirts with a great flame job!

 

[goat-n-gitter]

Maybe not the worst yet:

 

[Deleted member 5962]

By best do you mean worst? Or really the best? Best of the worst?

Gotta find the other one with flames...

No, best best. Wild enough, but not out of control with the all white guitar. Might be a bit much with say my Custom 24, but with the white guitar, cool.

 

[ScottR]

The best I can do on the flame shirt (hanging over the DGT) is this one from our most infamous dive bar gigs. Dive bars are just beggin’ for shirts with a great flame job!

Kinda looks like the DGT caught your shirt on fire...I dig it!

 

[Boogie]

No, best best. Wild enough, but not out of control with the all white guitar. Might be a bit much with say my Custom 24, but with the white guitar, cool.

When I posted this, I did not expect a compliment. Thank you!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

When I posted this, I did not expect a compliment. Thank you!

Hey, I’d rock that shirt, if I was a handsome guy like you. I’m an “aging jock” so I rock some kind of sports gear or something. And, of course, the TGP approved tan shorts.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Hey, I’d rock that shirt, if I was a handsome guy like you. I’m an “aging jock” so I rock some kind of sports gear or something. And, of course, the PRS fan boy approved speedo.

Snigger

 

[Boogie]

Hey, I’d rock that shirt, if I was a handsome guy like you. I’m an “aging jock” so I rock some kind of sports gear or something. And, of course, the TGP approved tan shorts.

There’s no fashion statement quite like Foot Joys and Harlem Globetrotter shorts pulled up to your nipples. I’m holding that outfit for the next Halloween gig. My hair is almost the right ‘color’ for playing at the retirement home.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

There’s no fashion statement quite like Foot Joys and Harlem Globetrotter shorts pulled up to your nipples. I’m holding that outfit for the next Halloween gig. My hair is almost the right ‘color’ for playing at the retirement home.

Don't forget the Sergio de Blanc approved sweat bands!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Don't forget the Sergio de Blanc approved sweat bands!

And leg warmers.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

And leg warmers.

For some reason I just thought of young Olivia Newton John. And Freddie Mercury.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

For some reason I just thought of young Olivia Newton John..

I think that’s where we all go.

 

[alantig]

For some reason I just thought of young Olivia Newton John.

Old ONJ is not exactly a bad choice either. I saw her last year, and she looked great for being almost 70 at the time. In her book, she said she can still wear the Sandy jacket, and she's pretty sure she could wear the pants.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Old ONJ is not exactly a bad choice either. I saw her last year, and she looked great for being almost 70 at the time. In her book, she said she can still wear the Sandy jacket, and she's pretty sure she could wear the pants.

+1

 

[Boogie]

Old ONJ is not exactly a bad choice either. I saw her last year, and she looked great for being almost 70 at the time. In her book, she said she can still wear the Sandy jacket, and she's pretty sure she could wear the pants.

Man, her accent is so sexy! But when singing “Physical”, when she’d say, “lemme hear your body talk” I couldn’t think of anything but being in the car after 2 for 1 taco night with extra queso and guac...with 5 friends in the car, clicking the child lockout on the windows and rolling them up. I’m such a stinker.