Too Many Les Threads

[alantig]

I'm usually more nuts, but it's cold here.


Honest.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

"I used to have a pooch just like this" (holds up empty collar)

 

[Deleted member 5962]

So, when thinking about the original post, I've come up with a solution. Not one, but two alter egos. So, Les can post as Lscheffman, Lestoban, and Les Nessman. With these three IDs, he could literally hold whole conversations by himself, for those times when the rest of us are just too busy to join in. Each one could have it's own, wildly different personality to add more flair. Les, is Les. Les plays $10K guitars and splits hairs between them. Lestoban is of course the latin proprietor of cheap guitars. He likes $20 guitars, super high action, and he makes that Charo sound where he rolls the R's. Les Nessman has imaginary walls around his computer space, uses masking tape as borders to keep people out of the space, thinks turkeys can fly, and of course secretly wants to marry Bailey Quarters

 

[veinbuster]

I always thought Lestoban only played 300+ year old heirloom instruments. The $20 he spent back then might be a small house now.

 

[alantig]

So, when thinking about the original post, I've come up with a solution. Not one, but two alter egos. So, Les can post as Lscheffman, Lestoban, and Les Nessman. With these three IDs, he could literally hold whole conversations by himself, for those times when the rest of us are just too busy to join in. Each one could have it's own, wildly different personality to add more flair. Les, is Les. Les plays $10K guitars and splits hairs between them. Lestoban is of course the latin proprietor of cheap guitars. He likes $20 guitars, super high action, and he makes that Charo sound where he rolls the R's. Les Nessman has imaginary walls around his computer space, uses masking tape as borders to keep people out of the space, thinks turkeys can fly, and of course secretly wants to marry Bailey Quarters

Les didn't think turkeys could fly - that was Mr. Carlson.

Les was, however, the only person who correctly pronounced Chi-Chi Rodriguez.

 

[rugerpc]

And Les can't have Bailey Quarters (Jan Smithers), I put an eternal "dibs" on her decades ago...

 

[bluefade]

I just peeked over here in the amp section to see if there are any new threads, and I don't see any.

What I do see are the way too many threads I started, and the way too many that have my name on the most recent post. This tells me that I am obsessed with this stuff, too obsessed, and I should stop posting new threads. And stop posting altogether because I've said the same things over and over for the last 100 years or more.

I'm a garrulous old man. But can I stop myself from wasting bandwidth? No.

This thread is a perfect example. It isn't about anything at all, except that I post here too often.

It's embarrassing.

Either I have to stop posting, or I have to have a secret identity. Like...you know, Lesteban. So...I'm actually Lesteban and I'm merely borrowing Les' machine to log on and rant my rants.

How many of you believe this?

" I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken " Does this have any meaning for you ? Please post.

 

[László]

So, when thinking about the original post, I've come up with a solution. Not one, but two alter egos. So, Les can post as Lscheffman, Lestoban, and Les Nessman. With these three IDs, he could literally hold whole conversations by himself, for those times when the rest of us are just too busy to join in. Each one could have it's own, wildly different personality to add more flair. Les, is Les. Les plays $10K guitars and splits hairs between them. Lestoban is of course the latin proprietor of cheap guitars. He likes $20 guitars, super high action, and he makes that Charo sound where he rolls the R's. Les Nessman has imaginary walls around his computer space, uses masking tape as borders to keep people out of the space, thinks turkeys can fly, and of course secretly wants to marry Bailey Quarters

You know, this might be a very good idea, but honestly, my wife looks a lot better than Jan Smithers now.

 

[László]

" I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken " Does this have any meaning for you ? Please post.

Line from a Bob Dylan Song, "Hard Rain's Gonna Fall," from Bob Dylan's first album (released in 1963):

Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
And what did you see, my darling young one
I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it
I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'
I saw a white ladder all covered with water
I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children
And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard
It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall.





Read more: Bob Dylan - A Hard Rain's A - Gonna Fall Lyrics | MetroLyrics

 

[László]

And Les can't have Bailey Quarters (Jan Smithers), I put an eternal "dibs" on her decades ago...

Jan's a little older today...still looks nice for her age, but...

 

[rugerpc]

Still got dibs...

 

[The Fight]

Hold on... Is this another Les thread?
Oh never mind it's a Les thread about Les threads.
How about "less " Les threads.
Jk, I enjoy them

 

[László]

Hold on... Is this another Les thread?
Oh never mind it's a Les thread about Les threads.

Yeah. Because I'm one very, very sick dude.