Let’s consider that fact scientifically. Alright. Let’s say you’ve got a butthole. Just for hypothesis sake. And let’s envision for a moment that same butthole being blown to smitherines by some enormous force. Picture this. Just for a moment. Now clear your mind. Now envision said butthole being sucked in on itself as if a giant black hole was just released in your colon. Got it? Now, which one of those images induced a smile; perhaps a slight chortle? Redo the experiment once or twice if necessary to assure accurate results. If both induced a reaction, we must carefully weigh the intensity of both reactions to determine which might have induced the greater comedic response. Take your time. This is important. Get back with me when you’ve decided.
