Things I find hard to understand

O) If you think all modelers suck, you're either hopelessly close-minded, or you haven't heard the really good ones.

I’ve heard the ‘really good ones’ AND I’m hopelessly closed-minded!

It’s the perfect combination of personal experience and snobbery.

Also, I like to kid around. ;)

“Hey, this new software version 99.43681 for my AxeFX MCLXVI sounds exactly like a tube amp!”

“You said that when you had the Axe FX 1. How come they keep revising it if it was perfect to begin with?”
 
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e). Neil Young’s singing and guitar playing.

I get that he's not for everyone, but I think Neil's a great example of showing you don't need 5 gratuitous key changes, or 30 bars of sweep arpeggios/2 handed tapping or a 3 octave vocal range to have fun making and playing music. That D solo in Cinnamon Girl is a great example of less saying more, and a reminder that sometimes more says nothing at all.
 
I’ve heard the ‘really good ones’ AND I’m hopelessly closed-minded!

It’s the perfect combination of personal experience and snobbery.

Also, I like to kid around. ;)

“Hey, this new software version 99.43681 for my AxeFX MCLXVI sounds exactly like a tube amp!”

“You said that when you had the Axe FX 1. How come they keep revising it if it was perfect to begin with?”

Also kidding around. :p

And you're right, the upgrade hype cycle is totally a thing. "It's the best evar!!!" until the next one comes around. The folks who are honest about it don't think it's perfect, but that it's continually improving.
 
S) Why being caught up in trivial matters is comparable to the results of hacking up a lung while enjoying some wine and cheese appetizers?
 
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Why is it called hamburger when its not made with ham.

Why is it called eggplant

Why has this country accepted mediocrity as the norm.
 
........why people post huge long rambling thoughts that take up more than four inches of forum space without the courtesy of a space or paragraph break.

Edit, edit edit and your posts will be more concise and likely to be read
 
Why is 2¢ not worth as much in foreign markets? (In other words, what can you get for 2¢ nowadays?)

Why do people who wear labs coats seem to be always looking to solve first-world problems?

Why can't my roomba find its own date?

Why do girls who wear trendy sports clothes automatically think you're a nerd if you wear a business suit?

Why doesn't jock itch occur in women?

Why does the news format always seem to encourage learning, but no one really learns anything except how to cut out paper dolls?
 
Nothing in Canada. We gave them up some time ago. A nickel is our smallest value currency and even an empty beer can is worth more than that.

Why do women seem to look better after a beer?

Why can't you tell people to go home if they're just looking to get a rise and you are just there for groceries?

(Was wearing my business suit to meeting today, and mentioned to the grocery clerk I had vacuumed out my car because it needed it. Girl in workout clothes next checkout lane over says something about "He's gay." Really? Good luck finding work, miss. Oldest trick in the book.)
 
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I get that he's not for everyone, but I think Neil's a great example of showing you don't need 5 gratuitous key changes, or 30 bars of sweep arpeggios/2 handed tapping or a 3 octave vocal range to have fun making and playing music. That D solo in Cinnamon Girl is a great example of less saying more, and a reminder that sometimes more says nothing at all.

He’s a GREAT song writer. I just wish he’d leave the recording to others.
 
No, where I live - St. Petersburg, FL - there is MASSIVE chunk of the female population that wears their pajamas when out shopping. Full-on bed wear. We're not talking anything "sexy" just the stuff a person would wear to go to bed. They don't even wear shoes...they wear slipper. No bras. They look like they never even bothered to make an attempt to clean up before going out.

You see this at Walmart (obviously), most grocery stores, Target, sometimes even the malls. It is just one of the singular most gross, annoying, and depressing things to see.

edit - Oh, and this is the case no matter the time of day. It can be 3pm on a Wednesday, and this is how you'll see people dressed.
Note to self: scratch St. Pete.
 
How a guitar can lack 'soul' - Surely that's more down to the player and whether they put 'soul' into their playing?

How someone cannot accept 'tone wood' as being important - yet still has no issue accepting that models made to the exact same specifications, same electronics, PU's, scale length, strings nut, bridge etc do sound different - if its all down to 'just' the PU's, then how come there is a difference in sound? Its even more obvious if you compare a Core PRS to a WL version with very different woods - for example a Core 509 with mahogany neck and body with a Maple cap and Rosewood Fretboard compared to a Swamp Ash body and maple neck/fretboard 509 - yet somehow 'woods' don't matter. Ask someone who thinks Tone wood is BS why two exactly the same model built to exactly the same specs don't sound exactly the same and its slight differences in woods yet woods don't matter in Electric Guitars. They then bring up Cardboard guitars, perspex/plastic guitars etc - yet every 'solid' substance will have 'resonance'. It can be 'hit' and will make a sound. It will 'vibrate' and sound is made. Sound is 'vibration' of air and why no sound can be heard in space because there is no 'air' to vibrate.

Sorry, that's a bit of a Rant but I find it hard to understand why others struggle with this. It might not be the 'biggest' influence on tone but it does have some impact on it. The next 'ridiculous' statement will be saying woods don't matter with Acoustic guitars either because they can make them out of Carbon Fibre - its all down to the strings vibrating, the size and placement of the hole and the 'volume' of the 'hollow' space in the guitar - hence thicker body no cutaway guitars sound Louder, deeper and fuller than a thinner acoustic - its not the woods used because non-wood guitars still make a sound...

Why do Americans insist on sport that is predominantly based around using your 'foot' to kick a ball, soccer yet a sport that's predominantly based around holding, throwing a 'ball' (all be it a non-spherical 'ball') and catching with your 'hands', football? Maybe I shouldn't mention this on a mostly US occupied Forum... LOL I am sure they may find the things UK people refer to some things difficult to understand too...

Why can't some things 'evolve' - Classic example would be Gibson Les Paul and all the 'fuss' made of their HP circuit and numerous tonal options in their 'Standard' for 2019 and can't accept a 'Traditional' which is made to 'traditional' specs as being the 'traditional' Gibson? PRS on the other hand can innovate, can evolve their guitars. Its not as if the likes of Jimi, Jimmy etc were playing 'vintage' instruments and things like Wah, Fuzz etc was pretty much brand new tools too that these guitarists experimented with and why these were 'unique' and ground breaking artists, why they had a big influence on artists that followed them. I can understand that some may want to recreate the 'traditional' tones but why limit an instrument to just those 3 options in a Gibson LP when you can add reversing the Phase (a la Greeny), splitting and tapping the coils (both options via a dip switch to go between each) and you still have the Traditional LP tones if you don't bother with the push/pull pots. Doesn't that limit 'creativity' and make you sound like any other Les Paul player? I believe it was the 'experimentation' with new tools (new electric guitars with new amps, new pedals etc) that created new sounds that inspired the artists to create 'new' music as we heard from Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin etc

I am sure I could go on and list numerous other things I don't understand but this is enough for now....
How can a guitar play like butter? And "butta" makes it even less likely I'm going to touch it ...
 
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