The Wife said I could spend the weekend woodshedding...

[AndrewB]

 

[dmatthews]

That's just plane mean!

 

[CandidPicker]

 

[shinksma]

Just remember, when one door closes, another one opens.

But that's because the latch is buggered, and the door is hung off balance.

 

[László]

Bahahaha!

 

[bodia]

Giggle!

 

[Ovibos]

I'm sure you did your level best.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

At least there was a grain of truth, so go figure!