Huggy Love
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Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
Great groove!
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Dig,T! Nicely done!
Ovibos
Naughty Wood Librarian
It moved my booty.
CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
The break with the speedy part perked my ears up. Pretty cool stuff!
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I absolutely LOVED it!
Also, gotta say I dig the Ancient Greek vase painting. Nice choice there, Mr. Tasty Licks!
Huggy Love
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I was a little hesitant to post up a pic of Hercules fighting sea monsters with his ding-ding hanging out.
I don't know what it is with my people and all that stuff, I guess they thought if you could whoop azz with your stuff flapping in the wind you were a true baddass.
Imagine having to fight the enemy hoplite, and discovering that his junk was more impressive than your junk. It would have been humiliating! Who could fight knowing that the opponent was a more manly physical specimen?
Seems to me that participating in a military peter-meter would have been bad for the morale of any number of soldiers. Not to mention the risk of having your junk lopped off right before your very eyes. That couldn't have been good.
We know from fragments of letters dug up at the Roman fort of Vindolanda in Britain that the ancient Romans wore underpants. The Romans didn't have to worry about these issues, and therefore, were able to conquer Greece.
I say the reason for Rome's dominance all those centuries was the invention of underpants. What we don't know is whether they wore boxers or jockey shorts. The lessons of history turn on the details. It's always the details.
Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
Imagine having to fight the enemy hoplite, and discovering that his junk was more impressive than your junk. It would have been humiliating! Who could fight knowing that the opponent was a more manly physical specimen?
Seems to me that participating in a military peter-meter would have been bad for the morale of any number of soldiers. Not to mention the risk of having your junk lopped off right before your very eyes. That couldn't have been good.
We know from fragments of letters dug up at the Roman fort of Vindolanda in Britain that the ancient Romans wore underpants. The Romans didn't have to worry about these issues, and therefore, were able to conquer Greece.
I say the reason for Rome's dominance all those centuries was the invention of underpants. What we don't know is whether they wore boxers or jockey shorts. The lessons of history turn on the details. It's always the details.
So from this do we draw the conclusion that David’s skills with the slingshot weren’t all that and Goliath was hung like a mosquito?!
So from this do we draw the conclusion that David’s skills with the slingshot weren’t all that and Goliath was hung like a mosquito?!
There's some dispute among archaeologists and historians as to whether Dave was a real person. I figure if we don't even know that, we certainly know less about Goliath and his Gonads (which incidentally would be a very strange band name).
Therefore, I am abstaining from answering.
Huggy Love
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I do admit that would be worse than getting tea bagged in a wrestling match at the ancient Olympics.
Moondog Wily
Howlin' At The Moon!
Very nice! Looking forward to the next tale of ancient lore! And don't worry about the junk hangin' out, that is just our society messin' wit' yo' brain!
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Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
There's some dispute among archaeologists and historians as to whether Dave was a real person. I figure if we don't even know that, we certainly know less about Goliath and his Gonads (which incidentally would be a very strange band name).
Therefore, I am abstaining from answering.
When will I learn not to eat or drink when reading replies, especially yours Les.
“Slingshot Dave and his Mighty Pebbles”??
