"O Prophet Lesteban, what prophecies hast thou for us from On High?"
"I'm not high. I'm merely in a good mood from playing the guitar."
"Well, OK, then. Anyway, what words hast thou to tell us henceforth with thy tongue?"
"I'm typing."
"Oh fergodsakes, then what pearls droppeth from thy fingers for us?"
"Listen ye well, O men of guitar strings, and obey, lest there befall ye terrible calamities and other bad stuff!"
"Like what calamities?"
"Hey, no more Zzhooom for ye with all these questions, dude! STFU and listen!"
[The room falls into a hush.]
"Thus spake Zzhooom from his mighty Cab: Guzzz, Guzzz Guzz; Guzzz, Guzzz....GuzzzGuzzzGuzzz...Guzzz Guzzz."
"What does that mean, O Prophet?"
"Translated from Zhooom it means, 'Louie Louie, Whoa-oh, I said we gotta go.' Desirest thou to hear the rest?"
"We dare not, O Lesteban. Doth we?"
"No. Ye dare not. Because Louie Louie says Ye gotta go. That means, ye have to use tube amps. Because "go" means really go, and "gotta" means, well, gotta.
"Well that's not literally what it says at all, Lesteban."
"Dare ye to interpret the Word of Zzhooom, when it is I who am appointed by Providence to be the Prophet of Zzhooom?!?!? I warn ye, thou risketh being struck by a lightning bolt!"
"Holy crap!"
"And I'm about to call upon Zzhooom to do it now, plus some brimstone and fire, so don't f#$% with me!"
"Geez! OK, OK."
"Now, can I get an amen here?"
"No."
"I SAID, can I get an amen here!?!?!"
"Nah. We listen not to thine BS, Lesteban."
"OK, that's it, I'm going to have Zzhooom destroy the World with fire, and brimstone, AND FLOODS!!! Zzhooom has no patience for YOU PEOPLE!!! And thou seest that Lesteban means bizniz because here is Lesteban beseeching Les to intercede with Zzhooom!"
"I'm not high. I'm merely in a good mood from playing the guitar."
"Well, OK, then. Anyway, what words hast thou to tell us henceforth with thy tongue?"
"I'm typing."
"Oh fergodsakes, then what pearls droppeth from thy fingers for us?"
"Listen ye well, O men of guitar strings, and obey, lest there befall ye terrible calamities and other bad stuff!"
"Like what calamities?"
"Hey, no more Zzhooom for ye with all these questions, dude! STFU and listen!"
[The room falls into a hush.]
"Thus spake Zzhooom from his mighty Cab: Guzzz, Guzzz Guzz; Guzzz, Guzzz....GuzzzGuzzzGuzzz...Guzzz Guzzz."
"What does that mean, O Prophet?"
"Translated from Zhooom it means, 'Louie Louie, Whoa-oh, I said we gotta go.' Desirest thou to hear the rest?"
"We dare not, O Lesteban. Doth we?"
"No. Ye dare not. Because Louie Louie says Ye gotta go. That means, ye have to use tube amps. Because "go" means really go, and "gotta" means, well, gotta.
"Well that's not literally what it says at all, Lesteban."
"Dare ye to interpret the Word of Zzhooom, when it is I who am appointed by Providence to be the Prophet of Zzhooom?!?!? I warn ye, thou risketh being struck by a lightning bolt!"
"Holy crap!"
"And I'm about to call upon Zzhooom to do it now, plus some brimstone and fire, so don't f#$% with me!"
"Geez! OK, OK."
"Now, can I get an amen here?"
"No."
"I SAID, can I get an amen here!?!?!"
"Nah. We listen not to thine BS, Lesteban."
"OK, that's it, I'm going to have Zzhooom destroy the World with fire, and brimstone, AND FLOODS!!! Zzhooom has no patience for YOU PEOPLE!!! And thou seest that Lesteban means bizniz because here is Lesteban beseeching Les to intercede with Zzhooom!"
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