Shawn@PRS
yogi
Can we stop the love-fest and get back to hating this guitar please? Thank you
Can we stop the love-fest and get back to hating this guitar please? Thank you
Tungsten
Can we stop the love-fest and get back to hating this guitar please? Thank you
I was at my dealer's last night (that's a story for another thread), and I was chatting to him about the Silver Sky. Sound like they've got 5 or 6 coming in. I told him I'm very interested in trying one out - it doesn't really fit my usual style all that well (the S-type, that is), but never say never. Above all, I just want to try one to see what they're like. Ironically enough, yesterday was Fender day at this dealer, and I overheard the Fender rep talking to someone about a Strat, and he said something like, "...and one of the nice things is this has a flatter radius, not like the vintage ones which were 7.5 or so, kind of harder to play."
My dealer did laugh at me when I said, "Never say never". He's seen me buy stuff I said I had no interest in.
Sure:Can we stop the love-fest and get back to hating this guitar please? Thank you
Sure:
-Let's face it, this is just a stupid $xxxx S-type knock off;
-It's got a stupid radius that you can't bend on, I mean, at all. You can try but you'll instantly self-combust;
-The frets are a stupid size and they're not made out of titanium;
-They only come in 4 colours, and they're all stupid;
-They only come with a case if you get one of the first 500, and after that is a stupid gig bag;
-People are stupid and will buy anything with JM's name on it;
-The headstock is just a reverse PRS one, which is just the same as a stupid pointy guitar;
-The finish isn't made from stupid unicorn tears;
-It hasn't got fretlights, how stupid is that?
-Silver Sky? Stupid.
-What does 635 even mean? PRS are so confusing with their stupid 3 numbers. It used to mean "no. of pickups/pickup combinations" then it was "a metric conversion of the non-whole imperial component of the scale length" and now it's, well, I must be too stupid to work it out;
-The VIBRATO is flush with the stupid body, and there's way too much spring tension;
-They coloured in the stupid cutout on the lower horn, what's with that?
-They didn't put a backplate on it, stupid cheapskates;
-They built it to stupid John Mayer's specifications and NOT MINE. Now I won't buy one. I might pretend I might though, just so I can keep talking smack about a guitar I won't ever touch because of all of the above.
-The frets are a stupid size and they're not made out of titanium;
Sure:
-Let's face it, this is just a stupid $xxxx S-type knock off;
-It's got a stupid radius that you can't bend on, I mean, at all. You can try but you'll instantly self-combust;
-The frets are a stupid size and they're not made out of titanium;
-They only come in 4 colours, and they're all stupid;
-They only come with a case if you get one of the first 500, and after that is a stupid gig bag;
-People are stupid and will buy anything with JM's name on it;
-The headstock is just a reverse PRS one, which is just the same as a stupid pointy guitar;
-The finish isn't made from stupid unicorn tears;
-It hasn't got fretlights, how stupid is that?
-Silver Sky? Stupid.
-What does 635 even mean? PRS are so confusing with their stupid 3 numbers. It used to mean "no. of pickups/pickup combinations" then it was "a metric conversion of the non-whole imperial component of the scale length" and now it's, well, I must be too stupid to work it out;
-The VIBRATO is flush with the stupid body, and there's way too much spring tension;
-They coloured in the stupid cutout on the lower horn, what's with that?
-They didn't put a backplate on it, stupid cheapskates;
-They built it to stupid John Mayer's specifications and NOT MINE. Now I won't buy one. I might pretend I might though, just so I can keep talking smack about a guitar I won't ever touch because of all of the above.
A J-MOD 100 Head and Cabinet is not included in the purchase price of the guitar...
AH-HAA!!! So that's where "Silver Sky" came from!-The first prototype we sent John was the Tungsten color. He fell in love with it and named the guitar "Silver Sky". The name stuck.
THERE GOES PRS again.... Just looking to make more money with us having to buy the amp and cabinet. SEPARATELY....This is outrageous... it's unfair...
THAT"S what I'm talking about! Here are some additional details to complain about.
-While the finish isn't made from unicorn tears, it is buffed using a unicorn mane. So there is that.
-The first prototype we sent John was the Tungsten color. He fell in love with it and named the guitar "Silver Sky". The name stuck.
-John wanted the lower horn to be accentuated with a complimentary color. (Has it been mentioned this is a JM signature model?)
-Back plate (please see "signature model" comment above)
-635 in this case refers to the year of inspiration, 1963 and 1/2. (no lie)
-You can set up the guitar to have a floating trem if that is what you want. Although the neck would need to be shimmed to achieve the proper neck angle for a floating trem. (Who'da thunk there was so much math involved with building a stupid guitar?)
You used to have some credence! I believed you lived/loved the brand!!Can we stop the love-fest and get back to hating this guitar please? Thank you
People need to get over themselves.