Excuse me!?
I got this one fellas, step aside...listen Richard Head is it? No? Dont care thats your name because I say it is.
Normally, I am as polite as can be, until I'm not...well, now I'm not...so stop eating your crayons and listen up kid...This might sting a bit...but not as bad as when you realized you were a sad, inadequate troll that is clearly starved for attention. I am only responding because I'm bored with you and your disrespect....so again, listen up! I'll speak slowly...
I don't care for your type of rude, pointless, childish prodding. What YOU think are clever insults are not. These insults directed at not only this manufacturers forum, it's founder but also some of its members, members that just so happen to be friends of mine. I'm sure you've heard of friends, but I'm even more sure, you've never had one. I can assure you, they are real. That being said...that's just not acceptable, not here, not even a little bit. Got it? I'll give you more time and crayons, if it will help...stay with me Richard.
Reality Checkpoint: Your feeble attempt to get attention here has just bit you in the proverbial a$$ kid.
I have a challenge for you....
Grab your go-to adult beverage (my guess is Aristocrat Vodka) just like your mom's boyfriend gives ya *edit*
****Paragraph edited by ScottR, after officially opening a can of...well you know...during a fit of blackout rage. To which he claims to have no recollection of or about. If he has caused any harm to or around the delicate sensibilities of any delicate flowers he might have stepped on...allegedly....He would like to like to add the following...Sorry, NOT sorry!*****
* end edit* sit in the eternal darkness that is your sad little existence...like I said just like any other night in your world. You can do it...I believe in you...
Okay, did I speak slow enough for you? Not too many big words for you I hope?...Get the picture Richard?...Do yourself a favor, the next time you decide to act cool just dont, you're not.
I'm sure trolling and servicing your mom's boyfriend is fun for you, but he doesn't think your cool either. Now, as you try to pointlessly convice yourself that you are liked and that you're funny ....just stop, cause you're not..at all.
Who knows, maybe you'll have a chance to prove you're stupidity with your sad attempts at being clever or with your rediculous insults someday....just do it somewhere else and to someone else.
Your disrespectful and insular attitude is humorous to you and only you...seriously.
This is the part where you STFU and back away slowly and dissapear into the darkness...just like your moms boyfriend when he finishes...who knows...one day you might find someone that likes you and thinks your cool or funny...naaa, not likely. But hey, everybody has a right to a dream kid.
Okay, that is all. If you think another smart@$$ retort is a good idea...I can assure you...it's not. You are dismissed...now get to stepping...
