The Dear God Why Am I Awake? Thread.

[sergiodeblanc]

I don’t think the dogs will let it change.

Which is precisely why I've been teaching Paco "nothing good ever happens before noon".

 

[bodia]

What're you guys gonna do when she retires? Y'all gonna keep that schedule up?

I'm gonna move out. Live in my truck, or something. She's gonna cramp my style being around the house all the time. I'm still hoping she comes to her senses and decides to keep working. Sh!t, not only will she screw up my "working from home" thing, she's gonna put a serious dent in my guitar buying! I'm gonna miss that extra paycheck. Heck, I may even have to sell a couple

 

[Huggy Love]

Getting in touch with your feminine side!

Naw, just not adjusting well to retired life. I wake up every day about 6am and slap the snooze, then I realize I never set the alarm anyway.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Sh!t, not only will she screw up my "working from home" thing,

Yeah, that's over. Unless of course you're the only couple in the history of mankind to figure that one out.

 

[Rider1260]

Bodia you can work from my house and have your stuff shipped there

 

[alantig]

How many times can somebody hit the snooze button on their alarm in an hour before it’s considered justifiable homicide?

Asking for a friend.

I don't know, but my wife says I'm getting close...

 

[veinbuster]

Yeah, that's over. Unless of course you're the only couple in the history of mankind to figure that one out.

I get the basement until Mrs gets up.
After breakfast she works in the basement while I do whatever I frigging want.
If I’m home, I make her a lunch and then she goes back to the dungeon.
It does mean I don’t play basement guitars during the day, so Viola, Mocha, Eywa and the MDT might get lonely.

Oh, she also has complete ownership of the purple room on the top floor, though she is willing to let jfb borrow it if Santana Fest has to come here.

 

[ScottR]

Which is precisely why I've been teaching Paco "nothing good ever happens before noon".

And now the father of the year goes to....

Dude, I think you should write a book on parenting..you could name it...How to Make Parenting Your B!tch by Sergio DeBlanc...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

And now the father of the year goes to....

Dude, I think you should write a book on parenting..you could name it...How to Make Parenting Your Dimebag B!tch by Sergio DeBlanc...

 

[markie]

Paul PhennRock City: "You Can Sleep When You're Dead" ..................... Paul would be PhennRock SR.

 

[11top]

Paul PhennRock City: "You Can Sleep When You're Dead" ..................... Paul would be PhennRock SR.

He also said, “I only like illegal, immoral, or fattening,” FWIW.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

He also said, “I only like illegal, immoral, or fattening,” FWIW.

My kind of guy.

Although I can include sleep as all three of those things in my household

 

[ScottR]

I'm gonna move out. Live in my truck, or something. She's gonna cramp my style being around the house all the time. I'm still hoping she comes to her senses and decides to keep working. Sh!t, not only will she screw up my "working from home" thing, she's gonna put a serious dent in my guitar buying! I'm gonna miss that extra paycheck. Heck, I may even have to sell a couple

Welcome to my nightmare dude....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

It’s 7:40 and after 4 alarms startingat 5 am this b!tch is still in bed.... and I’m the @sshole for asking her if she plans on getting up to the next alarm.

Divorce on one hand, murder on the other.... or maybe just a cot in the basement?

 

[veinbuster]

and I’m the @sshole for asking her if she plans on getting up to the next alarm.

Probably...
Sorry

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Probably...
Sorry

Ha! It’s true though. My general attitude has been sh!ttier ever since this stuff started happening.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

....or maybe just a cot in the basement?

Hey dude, you’re the “Pullout King” !!

 

[WA Paul]

Ha! It’s true though. My general attitude has been sh!ttier ever since this stuff started happening.

Lack of consistent sleep is brutal! I’ve been learning this past year how brutal chronic sleep deficit is on the mind and body the hard way (is there really any other way to learn? ).

Anyway, hang in there!

 

[11top]

Ha! It’s true though. My general attitude has been sh!ttier ever since this stuff started happening.

 

[ScottR]

It’s 7:40 and after 4 alarms startingat 5 am this b!tch is still in bed.... and I’m the @sshole for asking her if she plans on getting up to the next alarm.

Divorce on one hand, murder on the other.... or maybe just a cot in the basement?

Backhoe and an airtight alibi...FTW!
But hey that's just me...