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The cruelest words
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CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
Wakester
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"UNDELIVERABLE- RESCHEDULED FOR NEXT BUSINESS DAY REASON: WEATHER DELAY"
It was sunny and 55, and the Bills were in the playoffs to go to the Superbowl. Weather delay my @$$!
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Sucks
Ovibos
Naughty Wood Librarian
I recently had a (non-guitar-related) package leave NJ, spend 4 days in Vegas, and then show up here in the CHIburbs.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - but what trouble an under-desk mini elliptical could have gotten into taxes the imagination.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - but what trouble an under-desk mini elliptical could have gotten into taxes the imagination.
CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
"UNDELIVERABLE- RESCHEDULED FOR NEXT BUSINESS DAY REASON: WEATHER DELAY"
It was sunny and 55, and the Bills were in the playoffs to go to the Superbowl. Weather delay my @$$!
So, would you like that in cheeseburgers, or that Chateau de la Mouffette I've been saving?
dmatthews
Dave's not here
"Delivered"
Then you realize it was "delivered" elsewhere...
Then you realize it was "delivered" elsewhere...
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Deleted member 5962
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"Delayed"
Reason for delay: Destroyed in shipping
Reason for delay: Destroyed in shipping
CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
That's happened a couple times I can count. Several frantic calls to USPS, telling me the carrier delivered to my mailbox, but nothing's in my mailbox, nothing on my doorstep.
3 hours later, I check my newspaper box hanging next to my front door.
Ever feel like a schmoe for blaming USPS for not delivering, but they just hid things a little on you? I plead the 5th, your honor.
I literally had that happen with a guitar. Next street over, I was running around the hood like a mad man for like an hour...sucked!
Wakester
Re Member
"UNDELIVERABLE- RESCHEDULED FOR NEXT BUSINESS DAY REASON: WEATHER DELAY"
It was sunny and 55, and the Bills were in the playoffs to go to the Superbowl. Weather delay my @$$!
BASTIDS!!!
Ovibos
Naughty Wood Librarian
How about when it gets delivered to your neighbor and you have to combine the UPS guy it’s your guitar before he leaves? That just happened to me! (The street number was wrong on it)
veinbuster
Zombie Three, DFZ
A couple of years ago I got an ‘left at front door’ notice.
It wasn’t, so Mrs and I trolled the street to try and find what door it was left at. During a blizzard.
Luckily I guessed the driver was dyslexic when reading the address: 228 instead of 282. No one was home, so I just walked away with it.
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bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
I can relate. My neighbor was expecting either an iPad or laptop to be delivered from Amazon and asked me if I could grab it off his porch. I see the Amazon guy pull up, walk to about 10 feet from the door, and toss the box onto the porch. I went out to get it and he started yelling at me, telling me I couldn't touch the box. I told him that my neighbor asked me to hold it for him since it was an expensive electronics device. Didn't matter to him. He kept at it. I asked him what my neighbor would think when I told him that you threw it on to the porch. I got a dirty look, and he got in his van and drove off.
dmatthews
Dave's not here
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Bwahahahahahahahaha!Was the drivers name Dragon in Paris?
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Deleted member 5962
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Yeah, something tells me the drag-goon ain't from Paris.
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DISTORT6
NJ Devil
Maybe not Paris, France...
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
I see London, I see France......
