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Rumor has it that the PRS factory will work on nothing but left handed guitars* today, thereby satisfying the market needs for half the year...





* only a few players are good enough to play left handed. ( don't want to get in Dutch with my south paw brethren! )
 
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The 'Sweet Switch' is available again, but only on S2 Starlas.
 
PRS is now part of Gibson Brands. In related news the PRS QC department has been cut in half.
 
Gibson is now part of PRS. Les Pauls will now have to go through a QC process before shipping to retailers.
 
The PRS R&D department read that one other thread and have decided to market the PRS HANGAR18 Signature Model guitar and I'll be visiting the factory later this month to receive the very first one and personally sign the back of the headstocks of the first 25 production models.
 
"The Rules of Tone" is now available as a free PDF download from the PRS website...!"
 
PRS will soon be releasing the SE 408 Piezo and SE Paul's Guitar in a plethora of burst finishes and solid colors. Also included will be a limited edition SE hardshell case with pink mink fur interior.
 
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PRS has now decided to reduce it's entire line to 60 variations of the SC245 and 50 variations of the S2 Miras covering all price points. It's also decided to become a life-style brand by changing it's focus from making guitars to t-shirts and wallets.
 
PRS will start using felt pads on strap buttons. In other news, sweet switch washers are still under discussion.
 
Paul Reed Smith has decided to become a woman, and will henceforth be known as Paula Reed Smith. He/She has Adam's Apple reduction surgery scheduled for later today and will get breast implants next week.
 
John Beef said:
Paul Reed Smith has decided to become a woman, and will henceforth be known as Paula Reed Smith. He/She has Adam's Apple reduction surgery scheduled for later today and will get breast implants next week.
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:rofl: it's scary inside your head, isn't it, John??
 
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