Ha! Good man!!
Yes, all the things said here, love the Assymetric "Pattern Vintage" neck carve, more so than Wide Fat. Which is saying a lot, WF was my previous favorite!
Love the locking tuners.
Love the 2 volume, 2 tone, wouldn't be able to go back now.
Love the 5815 LT's (but also love the third party pickups I have tried as well!).
Love the look of the two piece bridge. I think the tone with the new materials is also part of the "secret sauce".
The body is thicker, I dig that! Makes for good tone (but also heavier guitars!).
I love the 3 way toggle position. Have since the first time I used it. It never really bothered me visually. Well, maybe for the first few times I saw pics, but I got over that quickly. I can't even imagine it down by the controls now, I wouldn't be able to find it.
I absolutely love the scale!! Short and slinky, killer tone, but just a hair longer and somehow really improves the spacing of the frets about the 15th fret or so, which was a challenge with the 245 scale for me. Somehow at only 1/32" longer, it feels MUCH better up there! And just overall, it feels great, and I think a key component of the tone.
For me, the one advantage the Ted's have/had is the Nitro Finish. I like the V12 finish, but I like the PRS Nitro finish better. Most of the PRS Run and the Willcutt's runs were Nitro, I miss that. (I think the last Willcutt's run was V12...) Nothing a little extra cash for a Private Stock can't fix!
Also, at first I missed the Santana Headstock. But I am getting used to the regular PRS headstock now.
Ted's are GREAT!! 594's - PERFECT!!