Something got posted to USA on Monday. Something took a trip in a box!

[Alnus Rubra]

Ok, probably final update before it arrives.

USPS update that it has arrived in its city of destination.

Hopefully in a day or two, there will be a knock at the door!

 

[shinksma]

Ok, probably final update before it arrives.

USPS update that it has arrived in its city of destination.

Hopefully in a day or two, there will be a knock at the door!

Strange. That update from USPS said "Los Angeles", not Orlando. What a weird path to take. Gotta come all the way east now.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Strange. That update from USPS said "Los Angeles", not Orlando. What a weird path to take. Gotta come all the way east now.

Yeah Steve that surprised me too!

 

[Black Plaid]

My sister in LA is going to be really surprised when she gets something with my name on it!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I'm usually a fixture in a pun thread, but I must be getting dimmer... that's a switch

You should be put in the Punitentiary!

 

[Boogie]

I hope it’s my thong of the week subscription.

Hate to mention this, but a Scottish thong is a kilt.

 

[bodia]

Hate to mention this, but a Scottish thong is a kilt.

Tee hee!

 

[11top]

Hate to mention this, but a Scottish thong is a kilt.

Wore his Scottish thong out in public. Hurt him? Hell yes; damn near kilt him.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Hate to mention this, but a Scottish thong is a kilt.

Shhhh!

Wore his Scottish thong out in public. Hurt him? Hell yes; damn near kilt him.

Giggle!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Latest update:

Your item has reached the Sorting Office in the destination country.

So the thong is just a few miles from destination.

I hope the recipient has suitably man-scaped as tartan is an unforgiving material!

 

[Shawn@PRS]

The dad-jokes are strong with this one

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope the recipient has suitably man-scaped as tartan is an unforgiving material!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bc3456a9-611b-47de-af69-7683a696a96f

 

[alantig]

Well, it has arrived, although to be honest, I'm not really sure where disco.

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

The Thong Remains the Same...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

The dad-jokes are strong with this one

Jump in, the waters warm and we’re all friends here!

 

[bodia]

Jump in the waters warm and we’re all friends here!

It's all good! Well, until you figure out why the water is warm, that is.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

It's all good! Well, until you figure out why the water is warm, that is.

Giggle!

Trust you to take it literally JB!

I prefer to keep just my guitars Vintage Yellow

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Giggle!

Trust you to take it literally JB!

I prefer to keep just my guitars Vintage Yellow

You need to drink more water.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

You need to drink more water.

I’m just wild aboot whisky,
Whiskys just wild aboot me,
I’m just surrounded by empty bottles,
As far as the eye can see.
They call me Vintage Yellow.
Quite rightly!

 

[alantig]

Whiskys just wild aboot me,

BORDER FOUL

Referencing Canadian pronunciation in a thread explicitly about the US posted by a non-Canadian.

And since you're not Canadian, you can't just apologize your way out of this.