SKUNKS!!!

Ha! Now the skunk trapper shows up!

My HOA is a mess, after being told they’re not paying to help me, the trapping company rolls up anyway...

Dude chatted me up and gave me some nice tips along with the real skinny about how much money my HOA has wasted not fixing the problem.

I think I’m gonna go ahead and pour some concrete (even though a couple board members explicitly told me not to) down there in the middle of the night.

The problem with smoke bombs or car exhaust is that it can leak into the house. Perhaps getting some Quikcrete and mixing the dry powder with whatever skunks like to eat (rodents, earthworms, grubs, berries, nuts) and placing it where only the skunk will get it (maybe mix it up and loosely wrap it and drop it down the hole).
 
Ancient Chinese Proverb: "If it smells bad, don't eat it."

"Honey, did you order this?"
"What? No, I did not let loose a fart."
"No, silly, this carton showed up at the door. Did you order something?"
"Oh. Um, I think a friend gifted it to me. Yeah, that's it."
"O-O-O-kay."

Tip of the hat to the Nordic contingent.
 
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