I was just about to type out another recommendation for a Santana profile neck carve while sitting on my front stoop, when outta the corner of my eye I saw something move. I looked, jumped back, and shrieked when I came eye to eye with a skunk. The little bastard turned and sprayed, and I jumped practically four feet sideways to avoid getting hit. Stripped, tossed my clothes in the washer, and ran to the shower. My wife says I don’t smell but.... it’s burning my nostrils. Doesn’t at all smell like sticky icky weed... more like rancid Szechwan... I’ve called the management company for my HOA.... not exaggerating... at least seven times in the past two years to come out and/or trap and backfill this bastards hole. I can’t stand it anymore! They’re getting an earful again tomorrow, and I’m gonna demand they actually do something or I’m taking it into my own hands. Anyone got skunk advice or horror stories?