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The place where my wife worked called it PICNIC. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

I used to tell people their problem was a loose nut behind the keyboard.

Penn Jillette used to write a column for PC Magazine. He worked Uma Thurman into every column. In one column, he said you could get rid of an annoying idiot by telling them their Thurman unit was bad. One day, my boss asked me and my buddy (also a big Penn & Teller fan) about a problem he was having with his PC. I said, "Sounds like your Thurman unit is on the fritz." He said, "Thanks - I'll call the help desk." As we walked out, my buddy said, "I can't believe you actually said that with a straight face." I said, "How long do you think it'll be before he says anything to us about it." So far, about 28 years.
 
A Navy buddy once told me they'd send the new guys off to find a roll of ID-10-T line :p
An new Ensign asked me to pull a Classified Tech Manual from my Library one day, I told him he needed to fill out a form ID-10-T and have it signed by the Chief Engineer before I could. 20 minutes later I got a call from the CHENG who said "You're funny Wakelee, just give the ensign his book.":D
 
An new Ensign asked me to pull a Classified Tech Manual from my Library one day, I told him he needed to fill out a form ID-10-T and have it signed by the Chief Engineer before I could. 20 minutes later I got a call from the CHENG who said "You're funny Wakelee, just give the ensign his book.":D
Hilarious
 
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