Yo Serge Protector,
I know from our hard-fought personal Chesapeake Bay swim competitions in early spring and late fall, you and me, one on one, man vs man, that you don't pull punches, that controversy is your stock and trade.
That said, imagine a chlorine-blue private stock Caddy-Quilt Baby Roothie Ltd Run. I think the intimidating dark-brown log, done at Pearlworks with the finest Brazilian Rosewood, outlined with black-as-night ebony and gooey Gold MOP, peppered with bits of natural and honey-colored flame maple for texture, would make for an incredible Power Serge Statement; a kind of Johnny Thunders-wanders-Wonkaville statement that Dr No (or whatever his name is) can certainly market to your rabid Island Faithful. You strap on the chlorine-blue beast from the east axe and play to sold out Thai Brothels and Stadiums, night in, night OUT!
Stick the Big Brazzy Roothie Log on the top, just below the knobs, and Let It ROLL! - DFD