Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ElrytNamrogo, Sep 26, 2019.
why isn't gullible listed in the dictionary?
back to guitars:
Are we holding guitars correctly? The part names suggest not.
Maybe it should be played in the cello position?
If you’re traveling in your car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights do they do any good?
Credit to Steven Wright.
What about your windscreen wipers in an asteroid shower?
My favorite Steven Wright is: 'I named my dog sit, now he's really confused... Come 'ere, Sit. Come here, Sit.'
Makes two of us...
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
“I’m going to live forever; so far so good.”
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
“Why Isn’t the word ‘phonetically’ spelled with an ‘F’?”
The dude is a genius.
When a woman has hemorrhoids, why aren't they called herrhoids?
Why add Lemon to tea (sour), and then also add sugar...????
“I am feeling a sense of Vuja De. It’s the feeling that nothing like this has ever happened to me before.”
If "green" was a popular color in the 1970s for appliances, would today's efficient things be called "avocado"?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables - what is baby oil made from?
Paper or plastic?
Why tailgate when there are 20 cars in front filling both lanes?
This reminds me of a party at a friends house many years ago. A co-worker of his showed up with his new golden retriever puppy named Jack. Jack, like most puppies, loved all the attention and would climb on people’s legs, jump up on furniture, etc. The guy would constantly say “ Jack, off!” Every time. Without fail. We were laughing our heads off. Took him a bit to figure out why
I have a goldfront and greenfront.
Who thought it would be a fine idea to put Pineapple on a pizza??...