sergiodeblanc
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Who the hell wants a gold front????
Me.
Who the hell wants a gold front????
If you’re traveling in your car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights do they do any good?
Credit to Steven Wright.
If you’re traveling in your car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights do they do any good?
Credit to Steven Wright.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
My favorite Steven Wright is: 'I named my dog sit, now he's really confused... Come 'ere, Sit. Come here, Sit.'
When a woman has hemorrhoids, why aren't they called herrhoids?
And....
“I’m going to live forever; so far so good.”
Also:
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
And:
“Why Isn’t the word ‘phonetically’ spelled with an ‘F’?”
The dude is a genius.
This reminds me of a party at a friends house many years ago. A co-worker of his showed up with his new golden retriever puppy named Jack. Jack, like most puppies, loved all the attention and would climb on people’s legs, jump up on furniture, etc. The guy would constantly say “ Jack, off!” Every time. Without fail. We were laughing our heads off. Took him a bit to figure out whyMy favorite Steven Wright is: 'I named my dog sit, now he's really confused... Come 'ere, Sit. Come here, Sit.'