Senseless Questions That Probably Aren't Worth Your Time

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  1. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

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    Me.
     
  2. merciful-evans

    merciful-evans Portsmouth uk

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    why isn't gullible listed in the dictionary?
     
  3. merciful-evans

    merciful-evans Portsmouth uk

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    back to guitars:

    Are we holding guitars correctly? The part names suggest not.

    head
    neck
    upper bout
    lower bout
    tail pin

    Maybe it should be played in the cello position?
     
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  4. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    If you’re traveling in your car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights do they do any good?


    Credit to Steven Wright.
     
  5. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    What about your windscreen wipers in an asteroid shower?
     
  6. Axis39

    Axis39 New Member

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    My favorite Steven Wright is: 'I named my dog sit, now he's really confused... Come 'ere, Sit. Come here, Sit.'
     
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  7. ElrytNamrogo

    ElrytNamrogo My name be scrambled

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    Makes two of us...
     
  8. Bsic

    Bsic NaN

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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
     
  9. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    And....

    “I’m going to live forever; so far so good.”

    Also:

    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

    And:

    “Why Isn’t the word ‘phonetically’ spelled with an ‘F’?”

    The dude is a genius.
     
  10. Mark Ray

    Mark Ray New Member

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    When a woman has hemorrhoids, why aren't they called herrhoids?
     
  11. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

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    The patriarchy.
     
  12. Bill SAS 513

    Bill SAS 513 Just another old guy in a T-shirt

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    Why add Lemon to tea (sour), and then also add sugar...????
     
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  13. Bsic

    Bsic NaN

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    “I am feeling a sense of Vuja De. It’s the feeling that nothing like this has ever happened to me before.”
     
  14. John Beef

    John Beef Opaque

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    If "green" was a popular color in the 1970s for appliances, would today's efficient things be called "avocado"?
     
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  15. Johnny Rigs

    Johnny Rigs Have you tried restarting?

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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables - what is baby oil made from?
     
  16. Boogie

    Boogie SuperD

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    Paper or plastic?
     
  17. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    Why tailgate when there are 20 cars in front filling both lanes? :mad:
     
  18. WA Paul

    WA Paul It’s ok...I’m with Manny dog

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    This reminds me of a party at a friends house many years ago. A co-worker of his showed up with his new golden retriever puppy named Jack. Jack, like most puppies, loved all the attention and would climb on people’s legs, jump up on furniture, etc. The guy would constantly say “ Jack, off!” Every time. Without fail. We were laughing our heads off. Took him a bit to figure out why :)
     
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  19. Mike Duncan

    Mike Duncan DGT Player

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    I have a goldfront and greenfront.
     
  20. Parralax view

    Parralax view New Member

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    Who thought it would be a fine idea to put Pineapple on a pizza??...
     
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