Senseless Questions That Probably Aren't Worth Your Time

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Makes two of us...
 
My favorite Steven Wright is: 'I named my dog sit, now he's really confused... Come 'ere, Sit. Come here, Sit.'

And....

“I’m going to live forever; so far so good.”

Also:

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

And:

“Why Isn’t the word ‘phonetically’ spelled with an ‘F’?”

The dude is a genius.
 
And....

“I’m going to live forever; so far so good.”

Also:

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

And:

“Why Isn’t the word ‘phonetically’ spelled with an ‘F’?”

The dude is a genius.


“I am feeling a sense of Vuja De. It’s the feeling that nothing like this has ever happened to me before.”
 
My favorite Steven Wright is: 'I named my dog sit, now he's really confused... Come 'ere, Sit. Come here, Sit.'
This reminds me of a party at a friends house many years ago. A co-worker of his showed up with his new golden retriever puppy named Jack. Jack, like most puppies, loved all the attention and would climb on people’s legs, jump up on furniture, etc. The guy would constantly say “ Jack, off!” Every time. Without fail. We were laughing our heads off. Took him a bit to figure out why :)
 
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