Senseless Questions That Probably Aren't Worth Your Time

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  1. ElrytNamrogo

    ElrytNamrogo My name be scrambled

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    One thing I always kinda wondered about guitars....

    Why is it "Top" and "Back"? Why not "Front" and "Back" being that their on opposite sides of the guitar? Or maybe "Top" and "Bottom"?

    Also...

    Why is it when something is being delivered by car, it's called a "shipment" but when it's delivered by boat it's called "cargo"?

    This is what happens when I get bored...anybody else have any senseless questions or senseless answers to my senseless questions?
     
  2. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

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    Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
     
  3. toothace

    toothace We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers.

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    What exactly is a jumbo shrimp?
     
  4. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    If the guy who invented cats eyes had seen the feline walking away from him, would he have invented the electric pencil sharpener?
     
  6. ElrytNamrogo

    ElrytNamrogo My name be scrambled

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    Who's the cruel SOB who put the "S" in lisp?
     
  7. LSchefman

    LSchefman Hears Tones

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    Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

     
  8. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    Was I born in a log cabin that I helped my father build?
     
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    John Beef Opaque

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    Who let the dogs out? Who who who who who?
     
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  10. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    Why are asteroids circling around the hemisphere while hemorrhoids are circling around your a$$.
     
  11. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
     
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    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
     
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    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    Is there another word for synonym?
     
  14. HANGAR18

    HANGAR18 What Would Evel Knievel Do?

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    If a house is possessed more than once, is it repossessed?
     
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    shimmilou Established in 1963

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    What is the plural of pi?
     
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  16. gush

    gush She said "huge bag of dibs".

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    Who the hell wants a gold front????
     
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    shimmilou Established in 1963

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    Is it farther to New York than by plane? o_O
     
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    Why do they call them apartments when they're so close together?

    Why do they call them townhouses if they're always in the suburbs?
     
  19. Johnny Rigs

    Johnny Rigs Have you tried restarting?

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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    Why would I bother to do it if a beer can?
     

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