Santana Mutilation

[Dirty_Boogie]

You've heard of the PRS Swamp Ash Special... now get ready for the Shop Class Special!

https://boston.craigslist.org/sob/msg/d/2017-prs-se-santana-with-mods/6555713664.html

As I said in another thread, some people just shouldn't be allowed to handle tools.

 

[Tosca]

Ohhhh my...I wish I could unsee that...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Oh c’mon!

 

[markd21]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh, man - who buys a guitar like that and then BUTCHERS it?????? That is a shame. A total, crying shame....

 

[oldjock]

Absolutely brutal ......

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

Hmmm.... 2 bills gets you a full set of SE hardware and electronics, plus a hard case.

And the dignity of a proper burial for the Santana. You can take his body, but you can never take his soul!

 

[Kynlore]

 

[11top]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh, man - who buys a guitar like that and then BUTCHERS it?????? That is a shame. A total, crying shame....

What’s the big deal? It’s just a relic.

 

[WEDGE]

At least it’s not blue.

 

[László]

Tools.

Gotta admire the dude’s willingness to give it a go with ‘em on his own PRS!

He gets an A for effort (and an F for planning and execution). Doesn’t bother me in the least to look at that.

“Would you do that to your guitar, Les?”

“Not in a million years.”

 

[Alnus Rubra]

It should be re-dubbed “Franken-Santana”!

What?!

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

His Christmas wish list last year:

• PRS Santana
• Dremel Tool
• Power hand sander
• The Luthier's Handbook

Looks like Santa got him 3 out of the 4.

 

[veinbuster]

Well, it takes practice to get good at anything.
I would consider buying it, but it would probably make me cry every time I saw it.
I hope his dad has his private stocks in a vault.

 

[21Hemispheres12]

Man, that headstock is brutal...

 

[deakle]

Looks like he took the "make a modification, drink another beer, make another modification, drink another beer.........." approach.

 

[Kynlore]

Man, that headstock is brutal...

That's the real head-scratcher. With all of the others I can see something functional he was after. I can't imagine why he would do that to the headstock. Weight relief?

 

[elvis]

Looks like he tried to turn it into a Wolfgang. Gutsy. A few more and he might get better at it. Gotta start somewhere.

 

[Johnny Rigs]

There was a recent caption thread for PRSh. My guess is it was a reaction video to this classified.

 

[Tosca]

It should be re-dubbed “Franken-Santana”!

SlasherTana.
HackTana
Santamputee

 

[ViperDoc]

BRAINSCRUBBER. STAT.