Rush mustard...

I was that guy.

I was a bad waiter for years, and was forced to “marry” ketchup bottles and roll silverware on my shifts.

Marrying is when you take two half empty/used bottles of ketchup with different expiration dates and make one “new” one with the bottle that has the newest date. Then you wipe them down with a rag soaked in bleach.
You were the ketchup docker?
 
Ketchup was invented by the French for their fries.
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See... now if ever there's a need to explain what a good thread derail is you just need to link to this one... :cool:


We kept it to mustard and associated condiments.

Your cape (boiler suit, I need stronger glasses!) is mustard yellow, so hardly a “derail”.

Judges ruling:

“Allowed”;)
 
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