You were the ketchup docker?I was that guy.
I was a bad waiter for years, and was forced to “marry” ketchup bottles and roll silverware on my shifts.
Marrying is when you take two half empty/used bottles of ketchup with different expiration dates and make one “new” one with the bottle that has the newest date. Then you wipe them down with a rag soaked in bleach.
Ketchup was invented by the French for their fries.
man i hope dave has us all blocked because we are jackin up his mustard thread.
Dave's not here.Dave who??
Dave's not here.
Don't know who that is... I'm more of a Cheech and Chong guy.Knock-knock.
I’m sorry, I thought we were doing the Schrödinger joke.
the hypothetical, metaphorical dave.Dave who??
FIFYthe hypothetical, metaphorical Superdave.
No need to Rush to judgement!We kept it to mustard and associated condiments.
Your cape is mustard yellow, so hardly a “derail”.
Judges ruling:
“Allowed”
No need to Rush to judgement!
You make me so happy I'm feelin' geddyWoah get a life-son!
You best Neil before you Pert yourselves!You make me so happy I'm feelin' geddy
French Canadians use mayo for the fries. It kind of scares me.Ketchup was invented by the French for their fries.
Yeah. I ain’t poutine that in my mouth.French Canadians use mayo for the fries. It kind of scares me.
Probably scared them too, hence the invention of poutine.
How can we tell the french Canadians from the other ones?French Canadians use mayo for the fries. It kind of scares me.
Probably scared them too, hence the invention of poutine.