Relics? I don't get it

I prefer to just have them fall off pool tables onto concrete floors
Yehmon, snap a few heads off as well:
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Now that's proper relicing!!:cool:
 
Yehmon, snap a few heads off as well:
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Now that's proper relicing!!:cool:

YIKES!
 
Why is nobody talking about Casper? ;)

Because people who own relic guitars prefer nice, sanitary, pretend scratches and artificially caused rust to the buildup of actual sweat, beer dribbles, boogers, fungus and the other accumulated detritus that Casper sports.

Casper, being a real relic, is the opposite of a pretend relic, and a reminder that the natural state of the universe is entropy. Entropy is regarded in some circles as the opposite of the eternity promised by a god or gods, and is therefore Satan's work. People don't want entropy, it's unpleasant and smells bad. People want nice things that lack the drawbacks of things suffering from true entropy, such as their bodies.

This, of course is why some of us bathe and use deodorants, and why people seek youth.

Ersatz relics do not have these entropic issues. They are clean and wholesome, like their owners.

They are like women dressed to look as sexy as truly fast women, but who have never actually been hookers.

I know, it's a brilliant analysis, because it's loaded with the sort of nonsensical drivel that passes for philosophical analysis one so often enjoys on the internet, but rarely sees boiled down into a few concise (yet meaningless) sentences.

;)
 
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Entropy is not the natural state of the universe. Any look around tells us this.
Entropy is, rather, one component of the natural state of the universe.

Some hundreds of billions of years from now, entropy might become the "dominant theme" of the universe. But as long as gravity keeps on 'gravitizing' and the quantum world keeps 'quantisizing', we need not worry about it.
 
I judge each and every guitar on its sonic merits and its feel. If a great sounding and playing guitar happens to be artificially "relic'd" then *I* would be the idiot for rejecting it.

As it stands I have two 'relics' in my collection and both are superb guitars. That they are "aged" is secondary and just a finish choice by the luthiers, as it were.

I can see (though I never have done so) purchasing a used, worn instrument if it plays and sounds great.
BUT I would expect, it being used and not in good cosmetic condition, to pay far less for it than I would for a new instrument. There is no way I'd pay a premium for "extra cosmetic damage". :rolleyes:
 
Entropy is not the natural state of the universe. Any look around tells us this.
Entropy is, rather, one component of the natural state of the universe.

Some hundreds of billions of years from now, entropy might become the "dominant theme" of the universe. But as long as gravity keeps on 'gravitizing' and the quantum world keeps 'quantisizing', we need not worry about it.

Entropy is spreading the contents of my bank account into areas over which I have no control....
 
I can see (though I never have done so) purchasing a used, worn instrument if it plays and sounds great.
BUT I would expect, it being used and not in good cosmetic condition, to pay far less for it than I would for a new instrument. There is no way I'd pay a premium for "extra cosmetic damage". :rolleyes:

Even with "new" guitars, with some builders, you don't - you pay more to get it clean/new looking. Fano was notorious for this, for example. "Relic" is the default finish, and new-looking is an upcharge.
 
Entropy is not the natural state of the universe. Any look around tells us this.
Entropy is, rather, one component of the natural state of the universe.

Some hundreds of billions of years from now, entropy might become the "dominant theme" of the universe. But as long as gravity keeps on 'gravitizing' and the quantum world keeps 'quantisizing', we need not worry about it.

You realize that I was joking, right? Check out my last sentence.
 
In hundreds of billions of years none of us will give a flying f^*k!!
 
Fixed for it ya. Now consistent with the Second Law.
False. If entropy, as commonly grasped, is THE "natural state of the universe", star/planet formation becomes impossible. Evolution becomes impossible. Yet stars and planets are forming right now, as the disorganized and dark interstellar dust coalesces around itself and order emerges from chaos.... And life continues to evolve, to grow more complex over time.

The law states that in any cyclic process, entropy will either increase or remain constant.
Yet there are so many other factors which, in a given moment at a given place, produce results out of line with constant loss of 'working' energy.

Therefore, entropy is not THE state of the universe.
It is but one of many states. A significant one indeed, but not the only.
 
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