Hey, so what if it's 3:52 AM and I'm posting on a forum in the middle of the night like some internet-addicted dweeb? Go practice an instrument, you say? Pfft! Tonight I wrote and recorded a classical solo piano piece and sent it off to my publisher. I'll bet you didn't do that, Mr. Critic of my late hours! I'm like freakin' Mozart, I'm writin' and recordin' all the time these days. Who knows when I'll wake up dead? I have work to do!
I had some strong coffee to get that work done. And that's why I'm up. Plus we had a power outage for no reason at all.
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You want to know what I'm thinking about? I'll tell you what I'm thinking about, Mr. Fancy Guitar person. I'm thinking about Singlecuts.
Yeah. Singlecuts and HXDAs. The perfect combination. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.(Bliiippp Blerpp)
Aw, not again.
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Dear Readers:
We, the PR firm of Tinkle, Binkle and Periwinkle, would like to take this opportunity to once again apologize to this august body on behalf of LSchefman, our client, who tonight appears to have gone off the deep end.
We're hardly surprised. Mr. LSchefman is a known ne'er do well, and a lazy SOB who does not deserve either the success he seems to have had, nor the talent with which he was arguably blessed, though his wife disagrees and urges us to convince him to do something else with his short remaining time on the planet.
Um, Earth. Just in case you are a space alien and need to know to which planet we refer.
Frankly, if you are indeed a space alien, we would like to point out that LSchefman in no way typifies humanity, who are in their own way a relatively creative and hard working group of beings. This rather lazy and obnoxious man is not representative of our human race.
Oh wait, did we just do it again? Did we just insult our own client, however much he deserved it, and once again violate our own ethical position of never insulting one of our clients?
We apologize to you. We apologize to LSchefman, who deserves no apology since he has not, repeat, has not paid our bill.
But I digress. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter, I remain,
Sincerely Yours,
Edgar Z. Periwinkle,
Tinkle Binkle & Periwinkle
Purveyors of Fine PR to the Stars.
I had some strong coffee to get that work done. And that's why I'm up. Plus we had a power outage for no reason at all.
(Bliiippp Blerpp)We interrupt this annoying and irrelevant post with this important message from the National Weatherman Service: You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Repeat, you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Stay tuned to this program for... (Bliiippp Blerpp).
You want to know what I'm thinking about? I'll tell you what I'm thinking about, Mr. Fancy Guitar person. I'm thinking about Singlecuts.
Yeah. Singlecuts and HXDAs. The perfect combination. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.(Bliiippp Blerpp)
Aw, not again.
We interrupt this annoying and irrelevant post with this important message from the National Weatherman Service: You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Repeat, you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Stay tuned to this program for... (Bliiippp Blerpp).
Dear Readers:
We, the PR firm of Tinkle, Binkle and Periwinkle, would like to take this opportunity to once again apologize to this august body on behalf of LSchefman, our client, who tonight appears to have gone off the deep end.
We're hardly surprised. Mr. LSchefman is a known ne'er do well, and a lazy SOB who does not deserve either the success he seems to have had, nor the talent with which he was arguably blessed, though his wife disagrees and urges us to convince him to do something else with his short remaining time on the planet.
Um, Earth. Just in case you are a space alien and need to know to which planet we refer.
Frankly, if you are indeed a space alien, we would like to point out that LSchefman in no way typifies humanity, who are in their own way a relatively creative and hard working group of beings. This rather lazy and obnoxious man is not representative of our human race.
Oh wait, did we just do it again? Did we just insult our own client, however much he deserved it, and once again violate our own ethical position of never insulting one of our clients?
We apologize to you. We apologize to LSchefman, who deserves no apology since he has not, repeat, has not paid our bill.
But I digress. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter, I remain,
Sincerely Yours,
Edgar Z. Periwinkle,
Tinkle Binkle & Periwinkle
Purveyors of Fine PR to the Stars.
