Just my droll sense of humor. Nothing to worry about!You doin ok bud? You don’t strike me as…. Apathetically introspective. Introspective, 100%…. But not…. That.
You are a legend. Remember it.
That's good. The aliens couldn't get a thing from their probe during my abduction.Remote probe/ping responded... you are alive.
I told them probing my shoe wasn't a thing, but I don't think they spoke English. Amateurs. Where are the experienced aliens when you need them? I ask you!