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[andy474x]

My mother once wiped her lady bits with a Lysol wipe.... she wasn’t too happy for a couple of days after making that decision.

Hey, Mom... TMI.

 

[CandidPicker]

Father Flaherty was preaching to his parishioners one Sunday, and was visibly getting worked up in his sermon. He finally blurted out, "Anyone who wishes to go to h*ll, please stand up!"

Following a brief contracted silence, Mr. Murphy from the back of the parish slowly rises from the pew.

"Mr. Murphy," Father Flaherty booms out, "Why are you standing? Do YOU wish to go to h*ll?"

"No, Father," says Mr. Murphy, "I just thought you'd seem awful lonely, standing there by yourself."

(P.S. Remind me to not let guests tweak my thermostat in my apartment.)

 

[Deleted member 5962]

"and it burns, burns burns. The ring of fire"

 

[Tucson Thump]

For you home cooks out there, a word of advice:

when dicing jalapeños don’t absentmindedly forget to wash your hands and take a leak 15 minutes later. The next hour will be hell. Talking from recent experience.

OK. You win the opportunity to name the next red core color.

 

[bodia]

Ouch! Makes you a throbbing member of this forum!

OK. You win the opportunity to name the next red core color.

Double bwahahahahahaha!

 

[CandidPicker]

OK. You win the opportunity to name the next red core color.

Goes to show you people aren't perfect, and have inborn "dents."

Also, khaki pants and pterodactyls are way overdone.

 

[Kiwi]

We learn through pain. Next time, wear rubber gloves.

For chopping the pepper, that is.

-K

 

[Alan Manning]

I promise not to laugh!!!
(Well maybe I lie.) Definitely not the done thing .

 

[Glide-bpm]

Reaper Red....

 

[CandidPicker]

Reminds me of the ol' Atomic Balm gym class prank...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

OK. You win the opportunity to name the next red core color.

Reaper Red....

Flamin’ Hot

 

[AP515]

Don't touch your eyes either... don't ask me how I know...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Ouch!

 

[HANGAR18]

We learn through pain. Next time, wear rubber gloves.

For chopping the pepper, that is.

-K

I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to mention this. I also wear gloves these days for carving turkey, handling uncooked meat and working on my vehicles. Separate boxes of rubber gloves in the kitchen and in the garage.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Reminds me of the ol' Atomic Balm gym class prank...

Yes it does!

 

[CandidPicker]

I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to mention this. I also wear gloves these days for carving turkey, handling uncooked meat and working on my vehicles. Separate boxes of rubber gloves in the kitchen and in the garage.

Many pro chefs use nitrile or latex gloves for preparing food. The reality is more for food safety rather than protection, except when the chef might have finger cuts with bandages that might contaminate the food. Then, it becomes a requirement, both to prevent food contamination, but also to prevent blood poisoning from any residual fluids or bacteria. Not so much an issue regards fluids and chopping veggies or fruit, but still presents a unique challenge for bandaged fingers...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Double bwahahahahahaha!

Too long. Paul will never go for that.

 

[alantig]

Bah - bunch of weaklings in here. Wash your hands before you touch? How do you think I carry my jalapeños around? It’s not in a jar - and I can carry up to five slices at a time!!!

 

[dmatthews]

Bah - bunch of weaklings in here. Wash your hands before you touch? How do you think I carry my jalapeños around? It’s not in a jar - and I can carry up to five slices at a time!!!

I've been told that 5 slices isn't even a mouthful

 

[alantig]

I've been told that 5 slices isn't even a mouthful