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  1. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    For you home cooks out there, a word of advice:

    when dicing jalapeños don’t absentmindedly forget to wash your hands and take a leak 15 minutes later. The next hour will be hell. Talking from recent experience. :oops:
     
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  2. dkilpatrick

    dkilpatrick Makes guitar faces

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  3. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

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    Oohhhh man!! I had a roommate that did that once, he almost passed out.
     
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  4. WEDGE

    WEDGE Almost was a FG22 owner..

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    Been there, done that.......
     
  5. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Yes. Exactly this
     
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  6. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    As long as you washed your hands BEFORE dicing the jalapeños...
     
  7. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    That I did do
     
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  8. WEDGE

    WEDGE Almost was a FG22 owner..

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    I once accidentally poured a jar of fingernail polish remover into my lap and down my crotch......that was also fun.......
     
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  9. Texsunburst59

    Texsunburst59 New Member

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    I did that back in the 80's at a McDonald's , when they had Jalapeno's in a jar at the front counter.

    I grabbed a couple, put my meal on the table and went to take a leak.

    I NEVER EVER did that again.

    Lesson learned.
     
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  10. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

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    My mother once wiped her lady bits with a Lysol wipe.... she wasn’t too happy for a couple of days after making that decision.
     
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  11. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Yeah dude...don't do that.:D
     
  12. gush

    gush She said "huge bag of dibs".

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    Burning man.
     
  13. Glide-bpm

    Glide-bpm We were small but we were slow...

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    At least they weren't Carolina Reapers..... o_O
     
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  14. jfb

    jfb Plank Owner

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    It looks like I have something to try tonight.

    This reminds me of how the better half likes my toothpaste if you follow my vibe.
     
  15. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Oooooo! I like where your heads at man!!! :cool:
     
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  16. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    Oh, sure you were.


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    :eek::D:D
     
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  17. Glide-bpm

    Glide-bpm We were small but we were slow...

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    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... o_O:eek:
     
  18. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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  19. merciful-evans

    merciful-evans Portsmouth uk

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    Its second nature now to wash after slicing chillies.
    That way of learning should have its own name. Something like 'pain-memory'.
     
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  20. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Ouch! Makes you a throbbing member of this forum!
     
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