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[bodia]

For you home cooks out there, a word of advice:

when dicing jalapeños don’t absentmindedly forget to wash your hands and take a leak 15 minutes later. The next hour will be hell. Talking from recent experience.

 

[dkilpatrick]

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Oohhhh man!! I had a roommate that did that once, he almost passed out.

 

[WEDGE]

Been there, done that.......

 

[bodia]

Yes. Exactly this

 

[Tosca]

As long as you washed your hands BEFORE dicing the jalapeños...

 

[bodia]

As long as you washed your hands BEFORE dicing the jalapeños...

That I did do

 

[WEDGE]

I once accidentally poured a jar of fingernail polish remover into my lap and down my crotch......that was also fun.......

 

[Texsunburst59]

For you home cooks out there, a word of advice:

when dicing jalapeños don’t absentmindedly forget to wash your hands and take a leak 15 minutes later. The next hour will be hell. Talking from recent experience.

I did that back in the 80's at a McDonald's , when they had Jalapeno's in a jar at the front counter.

I grabbed a couple, put my meal on the table and went to take a leak.

I NEVER EVER did that again.

Lesson learned.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I once accidentally poured a jar of fingernail polish remover into my lap and down my crotch......that was also fun.......

My mother once wiped her lady bits with a Lysol wipe.... she wasn’t too happy for a couple of days after making that decision.

 

[ScottR]

Yeah dude...don't do that.

 

[gush]

Burning man.

 

[Glide-bpm]

For you home cooks out there, a word of advice:

when dicing jalapeños don’t absentmindedly forget to wash your hands and take a leak 15 minutes later. The next hour will be hell. Talking from recent experience.

At least they weren't Carolina Reapers.....

 

[jfb]

It looks like I have something to try tonight.

This reminds me of how the better half likes my toothpaste if you follow my vibe.

 

[ScottR]

It looks like I have something to try tonight.

This reminds me of how the better half likes my toothpaste if you follow my vibe.

Oooooo! I like where your heads at man!!!

 

[11top]

and take a leak 15 minutes later.

Oh, sure you were.

 

[Glide-bpm]

It looks like I have something to try tonight.

This reminds me of how the better half likes my toothpaste if you follow my vibe.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

 

[dmatthews]

 

[merciful-evans]

Its second nature now to wash after slicing chillies.
That way of learning should have its own name. Something like 'pain-memory'.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Ouch! Makes you a throbbing member of this forum!