PSA: Secure Your Home

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Zombie Zero, DFZ
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As we all head to Maryland for a long weekend of fun and entertainment, don't forget that this forum can be read by anyone, anywhere.

Plan accordingly.
 
Anyone driving down from up north and passing by New Joisey can bring any instruments they are particularly worried about right on by to my place...I will be sure to take EXCELLENT care of them for a few decades ;)

Maybe next year will be my first :( HAVE FUN ALL BE SAFE MAKE MUSIC SPEND MONEY!
 
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My home is populated and protected by Mr. Colt so all is well.......

My wife has state records in power lifting. She could destroy most people I reckon.

But excellent point Hans. Thanks for the notice.

Glock o'clock.
 
Good advice. We've got a pretty good security system, nosy neighbors and our neighborhood has it's own Sheriff's Deputy. Still, **** can happen.
 
My cats are Krav Maga-trained and stealthy as frick! Both are polydactyl, capable of inflicting even more damage per strike. One has learned how to pull a trigger, too. We're still working on aim, but he can blow through a 15 round mag in a couple seconds. I've been trying to teach fire control, but he's more of a spray and pray kinda dude.
 
My house is the ugly one on the block, so the thieves tend to go elsewhere. It's like the Chameleon XLE.
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Don't tell anyone but whilst we have absolutely no doubts about Mr Bear, or Boo Boo as we mostly call him, looking after us he is really a big sweetie and quite charming. The cat unsurprisingly has entirely her own agenda!

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For those of you without guns, watchdogs, watchcats, etc., you may ship your beloved guitars to my place and I'll watch them for you. Think of it as a guitar kennel. They'll be loved, played, and protected while you're on vacation. Why didn't I think of this before?
 
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