PRS is ripping us off by …

[archtop]

Have some fun with this topic (and keep it fun out of respect for this forum’s hosts). I’ll start:

PRS is ripping us off by not giving quantity discounts! I can only play one guitar at a time so why do I have to pay full price for each additional PRS? Each additional PRS should be priced based on playing time relative to how many PRS’ we own: 2nd should be 50% off as it’ll only be played 50% of the time, 3rd should be 66% off as it’ll only be played 1/3 of time time, 4th should be 75% off, etc…

 

[DISTORT6]

Nahhh…this one ain’t gonna end well.

 

[SinSir]

What's next what pick or strings do you use?

 

[Abe]

I'm a user of Dunlop Tortex Black & White Jazz III 1.0mm picks and DR Tite Fit 10-46 strings.
(I'm ripping off PRS by not purchasing my picks and strings from them.)

 

[Moondog Wily]

. . . creating guitars that sustain sooooooo long they are stealing time from me while I let it ring out as long as I can! Total rip off, man!!

 

[Jimmy Ramone]

PRS is ripping off my grandchildren’s college education because I keep cashing out investments to buy more core models! But the world needs ditch diggers too!

 

[Going Modal]

Last I checked, this whole "buying a PRS thing" was still entirely voluntary. Ain't nobody stealing anybody else's money.

 

[Bogner]

As Much Stuff As I Have PRS Should Be Paying Me...

 

[FMWhoWatt]

PRS is ripping us off by only offering us 10 birds.. last I checked, there were 22 and 24 frets on my guitars

 

[László]

After mainlining a certain quantity of science fiction as a kid, I, Laz, was certain the cure for aging would be discovered by now, and we’d all be immortal.

After all, they did predict the pocket calculator in the ‘Foundation Trilogy’, and video phones in ‘2001, a Space Odyssey’, and look what happened!

Seems like immortality would be a more important thing than f#cking video phones!! And who needs a pocket calculator after the invention of the Slide Rule?

No one, obviously.

But get this, it’s actually hard to believe:

I’m old now and it seems we’re STILL mortal.

Not only that, we haven’t even got Star Trek Transporters to beam us f#cking anywhere!

There isn’t much time left for my g-g-generation.

It should therefore be perfectly obvious that life itself is a complete ripoff, and I wish to lodge a protest!

Get out the damn torches and pitchforks, people, and storm the heavens!!

 

[Moondog Wily]

. . . storm the heavens!!

I'm stealing that for a song!

 

[JMintzer]

Last I checked, this whole "buying a PRS thing" was still entirely voluntary.

Ummm... You must be new here...

 

[DougGuitar]

PRS is ripping us off by only offering us 10 birds.. last I checked, there were 22 and 24 frets on my guitars

Some of the birds flew south for the winter.

Nahhh…this one ain’t gonna end well.

You talkin' ten car pile up on the interstate during rush hour?

 

[Tosca]

I'm stealing that for a song!

Careful…he used to be an attorney…

 

[Moondog Wily]

Careful…he used to be an attorney…

Thanks for that heads up, but I'm ready! I have a cousin named Vinny!! Ended up writing a song and a movie concept on two different interpretations of that phrase!!! Sent to László Esquire via PM and he approved the usage best I could discern from his response, so I think I am safe but if not, I got Vinny on speed dial ;~))

 

[DougGuitar]

Thanks for that heads up, but I'm ready! I have a cousin named Vinny!! )

You must be refering to da yoot in question? The Yoot! The Yoot!

 

[RobRiggs]

Last I checked, this whole "buying a PRS thing" was still entirely voluntary. Ain't nobody stealing anybody else's money.

The voices in my head tell me I have to buy PRS guitars

 

[archtop]

The voices in my head tell me I have to buy PRS guitars

And each voice wants a different model and color?

 

[watelessness]

i LOVE the repeat customer discount! i'm be approaching the asymptote!