I hereby recant all of my posts objecting to Hans' use of the word, "owner." Because I've realized that I don't own my guitars. I am a proletarian, a slave to them!
Do I have to change strings on my synthesizers? Heck, no. Keep them in a special humidified room in winter and refill the darn machine? Nope. Keep them adjusted and in tune? Nuh-uh. Polish them? Are you kidding? They're painted plastic, chips and metal. Zero maintenance. Well, I do dust them.
Every time I add a guitar, I create more work for myself. Well, enough! The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains!
(Phone rings). "LSchefman?"
"Yes?"
"Your new PRS is in."
"Oh, um, well...oboy! Yeah, I'll be right there."
Forget everything I just said.
