Dude... stop... look at me... I said look at me now!Myyyyyyy EYYYYES! Make it stop! (Runs away arms a flailing)
Ok (hands on Scott's shoulders)...
Now just calm down. It's OK... it's just a guitar after all. Granted it'll poke yer freakin' eyes out given half a chance, or maybe even castrate someone if in the wrong hands.
Lord forbid you spin around to face the drummer on stage though... Can you imagine the bass player being instantly decapitated by a careless Chuck Berry move?
But we'll leave that for someone else man... It's OK.