Practice at work

[CandidPicker]

Now I just need to find some young men to wrangle back to my home.... What do you think will work best: Clown outfit, Eagle Scout uniform, or Catholic Priest garb to get them into my van?

Serg,

You're an authority in all of these areas, so best wishes.

 

[dmatthews]

Now I just need to find some young men to wrangle back to my home.... What do you think will work best: Clown outfit, Eagle Scout uniform, or Catholic Priest garb to get them into my van?

Any of the above plus candy.

 

[CandidPicker]

Now I just need to find some young men to wrangle back to my home.... What do you think will work best: Clown outfit, Eagle Scout uniform, or Catholic Priest garb to get them into my van?

Everyone needs a little modulation every once in a while.

 

[CandidPicker]

Now I just need to find some young men to wrangle back to my home.... What do you think will work best: Clown outfit, Eagle Scout uniform, or Catholic Priest garb to get them into my van?

Doctor suggested I cut back on my starches. WTH.

 

[Boogie]

Doctor suggested I cut back on my starches. WTH.

Because you can’t lure young men bein’ all gassy and bloated, I guess. I see his logic.

 

[CandidPicker]

Because you can’t lure young men bein’ all gassy and bloated, I guess. I see his logic.

YOU can lure young men and suffer the consequences. You are not making the best decision just now. Some jokes aren't in the best taste.

Am keeping my mouth shut and staying far away from this discussion.

 

[Bill SAS 513]

Man...sooooo many responses, so little time!!!! Good luck, Serg.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Serg,

You're an authority in all of these areas, so best wishes.

I do give that impression.

Man...sooooo many responses, so little time!!!! Good luck, Serg.

@Boogie saved my life for maybe ten months with this cradling technique for infants, so he’s gives great advice. I just don’t know how else I’m gonna find camp counselors.

 

[CandidPicker]

I do give that impression.

@Boogie saved my life for maybe ten months with this cradling technique for infants, so he’s gives great advice. I just don’t know how else I’m gonna find camp counselors.

Um, Craigslist services?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Um, Craigslist services?

See, I’d prefer to be the creeper rather than the creepee in this creepy situation. So I’m gonna say no to Craigslist.

 

[Tucson Thump]

Now I just need to find some young men to wrangle back to my home.... What do you think will work best: Clown outfit, Eagle Scout uniform, or Catholic Priest garb to get them into my van?

Depends on your neighborhood I think ..

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Depends on your neighborhood I think ..

Juggalo might work best for my neighborhood.

 

[CandidPicker]

Juggalo might work best for my neighborhood.

Why don't you ask your wife if you can play with your buddies while someone else sits with the children? Instead of dreaming up these elaborate schemes?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Why don't you ask your wife if you can play with your buddies while someone else sits with the children? Instead of dreaming up these elaborate schemes?

Marriage and parenting doesn’t really work that way, dude.

Anybody that says otherwise wears the pants in their relationship, and isn’t helping out as much as they could.

 

[CandidPicker]

Marriage and parenting doesn’t really work that way, dude.

Anybody that says otherwise wears the pants in their relationship, and isn’t helping out as much as they could.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

 

[CandidPicker]

No doubt.

 

[bodia]

Now I just need to find some young men to wrangle back to my home.... What do you think will work best: Clown outfit, Eagle Scout uniform, or Catholic Priest garb to get them into my van?

Dude, I think the jig is up with the Catholic Priest bit. I'd think, maybe, Ice Cream Man, or Uber/Lyft driver might get you a little more action.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Dude, I think the jig is up with the Catholic Priest bit. I'd think, maybe, Ice Cream Man, or Uber/Lyft driver might get you a little more action.

Oh man, if I were an ice cream man my son would worship me!

 

[BMiller]

When I was a field tech, I used to drive an unmarked white panel van. One thing I learned real quick was not to stop at the local ice cream shop on a hot July day.......parents don't like that look too much.....