"Dear, you've been on the computer for hours, what are you doing?"
"I found a guitar on eBay that is blowing my mind."
"What's so great about it?"
"Are you kidding? Listen to this quote from the auction: 'Pre-Everything PRS for Sale. This guitar is pre-factory, pre-lawsuit, pre-Paul Smith finishing kindergarten or even being born, pre- Pyramids, pre-cave men, pre-Earth, pre-big Bang. There are some swirl marks and pick scratches as you'd expect on a guitar this old, but it's in excellent pre-just-another-guitar condition. I can't find the original case, so it will ship in its original cardboard box with a nice gig bag I just bought for it at Guitars R Us. Has the hang tag and original case candy."
"Um...you realize that it can't have been made before the big bang because nothing existed before the big bang, such as...oh...matter, right? And it wouldn't need a shipping box because there'd be nothing to ship it to. Let alone case candy and a hang tag. And there was no 'before' the big bang because time/space didn't exist until the big bang. And if it predated the existence of Paul R. Smith, it couldn't be a PRS. Among other things."
"That can't be right because I'm reading it here on the internet."
"Sigh. Bid away."
"I found a guitar on eBay that is blowing my mind."
"What's so great about it?"
"Are you kidding? Listen to this quote from the auction: 'Pre-Everything PRS for Sale. This guitar is pre-factory, pre-lawsuit, pre-Paul Smith finishing kindergarten or even being born, pre- Pyramids, pre-cave men, pre-Earth, pre-big Bang. There are some swirl marks and pick scratches as you'd expect on a guitar this old, but it's in excellent pre-just-another-guitar condition. I can't find the original case, so it will ship in its original cardboard box with a nice gig bag I just bought for it at Guitars R Us. Has the hang tag and original case candy."
"Um...you realize that it can't have been made before the big bang because nothing existed before the big bang, such as...oh...matter, right? And it wouldn't need a shipping box because there'd be nothing to ship it to. Let alone case candy and a hang tag. And there was no 'before' the big bang because time/space didn't exist until the big bang. And if it predated the existence of Paul R. Smith, it couldn't be a PRS. Among other things."
"That can't be right because I'm reading it here on the internet."
"Sigh. Bid away."
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