Of Carpets & Drapes

[László]

No one likes hardwood floors?

I was more of a settee man.

 

[shinksma]

Oh Barbie Q...
Oh Barbie Q...
Oh Barbie Q baby I love you
Barbie Q



I like the way you dip
I like the way you flip
I like the way you flip I like the way you dip
Barbie Q

Her nails even match the suit.

I am disappointed her lipstick does not match. Completely wrong tone, IMHO.

 

[László]

I am disappointed her lipstick does not match. Completely wrong tone, IMHO.

My wife will get a kick out of that comment!

 

[merciful-evans]

I am disappointed her lipstick does not match. Completely wrong tone, IMHO.

I reckon she knows what she's about. She likely knows when to match and when to contrast.
Women are experts at lip-tone.

 

[László]

I reckon she knows what she's about. She likely knows when to match and when to contrast.
Women are experts at lip-tone.

Not so, says my wife the makeup artist (she does events for the high end makeup brands). Most, she says, haven’t a clue.

This is something, incidentally, I know nothing about. I’m just being a parrot here.

 

[merciful-evans]

Not so, says my wife the makeup artist (she does events for the high end makeup brands). Most, she says, haven’t a clue.

This is something, incidentally, I know nothing about. I’m just being a parrot here.

Sorry! Should have said guitarists are experts at lip tone (ie: we talk a good tone).

 

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

You're a tough guy to please, Hans

Guilty. But I show buckets of gratitude when I am.

 

[Boogie]

Guilty. But I show buckets of gratitude when I am.

 

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

I think you interpreted that differently than I intended, Boogie Man.

 

[11top]

Guilty. But I show buckets of gratitude when I am.

 

[László]

Guilty. But I show buckets of gratitude when I am.

I show buckets of gratitude to any woman charitable enough to tolerate me for any length of time.

At this point, I no longer regard myself as nature’s gift to women!

 

[Boogie]

I’m nature’s gift because I’m biodegradable, or I plan to be. Need to cut out the White Castles first...nature’s hazardous waste.

For some reason, that line never worked for me at the bars.