Whatever you're doing professionally, if it doesn't pan out or if you get tired of it, you might want to consider a position as telenovela writer.
Maria: "Luiz Fernado!, why are you spending all our money on guitars"
Luiz Fernado: "Maria... you think I don't notice how you look at my best friend's guitar."
Maria: "You are the one who can't stop looking at Daniel Ricardo's private stock single cut 594 with pernambuco neck."
Luiz Fernando: "I knew it, you do notice his guitars! Why, Maria, he's my best friend? You've made him to be my worst enemy."
Maria: "It's all your fault, you never allow me to play you guitars. But Daniel Ricardo cares about me, he let's me touch his abs and play his Private Stocks."
Luiz Fernado: "You hear that, that's probably the UPS delivery guy. I had bought you a Private Stock guitar, but you are breaking my heard."
Maria: "Oh Luiz Fernado, I though you never cared about me. I can see I was wrong to assume so. What guitar did you get me?"
--- End of Episode - Stay tuned for the next episode to find out what guitar Luiz Fernado got Maria ---
