To the OP you should live in Podunk Alabama...I'm at least a 50 mile drive to the closest civilization...or at least any civilization with some taste...apparently. Same here on the Teles...I have one local music store that I have desperately tried to trow money at...to no avail...they stock only Squier Teles and a couple of decent Martin acoustics. It's really sad I just needed some strap locks...waited two weeks, went back and still no strap locks in stock...stopped by yesterday...still no strap locks and now it's been six months...smh. So, don't feel bad...you are not alone...just keep rockin the PRS. Remember not everyone can/knows how to appreciate the good stuff! Oh and be thankful that all your neighbors aren't married to their first cousins. So yeah, at least you have that.