Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
One Day Outside Jericho...
[sound of urgent knock on tent pole]
“Open up, police!”
“I’m Joshua. What’s this?”
“It’s a citation for disturbing the peace. Either pay ten shekels right now, or I’m taking you in.”
“Are you kidding? Where would I get ten shekels? I just got in from spending 40 years in the desert! Listen, my band is doing the work of god. You think we’re marching around those walls with our band for sh!ts and giggles?”
“The people inside those walls have the right to the peaceful enjoyment of their homes. Your band is making a racket. Either pay the ten shekels and TURN DOWN THOSE HORNS, or you’re coming with me.”
“Dude, it’s about TONE! We can’t get our tone on the trumpets and ram’s horns unless we reach a certain volume.”
“You’ll have to explain that to the judge while you’re being tortured for a confession. OK boys, take this one in!”
Ach Les, this is one of your best yet!
Love the Monty Python vibe!