So to start with something related to the OP:
Companies get into trouble doing things they're not good at.
As already plussed up by others. I have seen up close and personal what happens when a company decides that there is some new sexy market to pursue, and worse still, abandon their old market because it isn't headline grabbing, despite being lucrative.
And yeah, PRSh is a passionate guy, and sometimes his personal preferences are stated with exuberance. Fine by me, as long as PRS keeps making equipment I want to buy - sometimes it is the stuff he is really excited about, sometimes it is the stuff that he is not so chuffed about.
Now, going a bit sideways:
bet that mayones plays like miracle whip.
i think the world would love it, not having to eat miracle whip.
Mayo is the root of all evil.
My wife and I agree that Miracle Whip is verboten in this household. It's not mayo, it is "salad dressing".
OTOH, Hellman's mayo (Best Foods mayo west of the Rockies, apparently) is the only mayo we use. All others fall short, and have far less flavor in our opinions.
Though my wife puts it on pretty well every sandwich, whereas I am much more selective: I do not mix mayo and cheese (nor mustard and cheese) on a sandwich, it is just one of the three: mayo, or mustard, or cheese. And mayo does not go with salami or roast beef or pastrami or ham, but does go with bacon for a BLT, and also chicken, turkey, tuna, salmon, or veggies. My wife puts mayo with every sandwich filler, as far as I can tell. I'm not sure which one of us is the weirdo: her for being universal in application, or me in having very specific pairings.
My sister much prefers Miracle Whip. She always was the problem child.
What were we talking about? I'm hungry now.