"So Paul, when did you change the washer on the MEV impedance switch?"
"You mean the switch itself?"
"No, I'm only interested in the washer, because I have one of the original vintage washers and it's obviously unobtainium now. I want to sell it for One Million Dollars, but I need to know how to word the Reverb ad."
"You're out of your mind."
"Of course I am! Who do you think your customers
are, anyway? Do you not know the
Immutable Rules of Guitar Collecting?"
"Remind me."
"1) If it's older it's
always better;
2) If they aren't using that part any more, the guitar's
rare and therefore more valuable;
3) if an actual rock star once vomited on it during a show, it's worth
zillions, but
only if no one washed the vomit off."
"We wash the vomit off the Artist Relations guitars we take back and sell."
"Seriously? That's SO disappointing."
"How about if I sign it for you with my gold pen?"
"Yeah...not worth much. But would you mind vomiting on it?"
In all seriousness I have one of the 30th Anniversary Private Stock CU24s with the vintage carve doodads - I can't even tell the difference - and the pull-up tone control Sweet Switch. Hey I even tried the Sweet Switch...um...
once!
Wasn't why I bought the damn thing!
"How many did they make, Les?"
"I dunno, 60?"
"Then it's RARE, pal! Sell it for One Million Dollars!!"
"The switch or the guitar?"
"The guitar WITH the switch."
"No."
"Why? That's a lot of money!"
"It'll be worth more when I vomit on it."