I especially admire the support built into the design for one's
junk.
Because we all know that junk support is crucial to correct posture and physical health.
"What about mental health?"
"Anyone who supports my junk is mentally healthy, as far as I'm concerned."
"Do a lot of people support your junk?"
"Sadly, the set of people who support my junk is rapidly shrinking."
"So is your junk! That's the ravages of age, man."
"Hey, I went
swimming! My junk is still normal!"
"One person's normal is the other person's 'you've got to be kidding, I don't feel sorry enough for you to give you a pity sex experience',
"You could just call it sex. 'Sex experience' is just weird."
"I've been told that experiencing sex with me is just weird."
"Too much information! WAY too much information!!!"