Need Advice.

[tabl10s]

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with ‘the girls’ a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the room behind my guitar's. When she came home, she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind my Archon, that I noticed a loose tube. Is that something that can be reinserted, or do I need to replace the whole amp?” seriously worried!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Ok, I’m going to need good pics before I can really give any advice.

Of the wife, and the Archon.

 

[alantig]

Ok, I admit that you had me there for a minute.

Thank God only for a minute!

Yeah, I only lasted for a minute, too. Then I read the post.

 

[archtop]

Have you considered the Wanda Sykes joke about getting older: "I used to carry an extra pair of panties in my purse in case I got lucky, now I carry an extra pair of panties in case I sneeze".

Re. the Archon - buy a new amp and tell your wife you bought an "emotional support amp" to help deal with the situation.

 

[bodia]

Good one!

 

[dmatthews]

Bwahahahahaha!!!
Both your tube and your wife are loose.
Replace them both!

 

[László]

Hahaha! Most excellent, tab!

This is the greatest forum, ever. It always makes my day in one way or another.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Just keep using the cream and you will be fine!

 

[Alan Manning]

It's a matter of getting one's prioritys right. A loose Tube is far more important than a loose Boob.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

It's a matter of getting one's prioritys right. A loose Tube is far more important than a loose Boob.

Woah! Steady on, well you know.

 

[Tucson Thump]

I guess you need to see if your tube comes up to temperature first. Wiggle it first then turn it on.